You’re Fucking Telling Me That:

the name’s Off, Jack Off

He is risen.

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

like were so fucked. i thought dream was hot before we even got like eye and hair reveals. not a fucking clue what this dude looked like and i saw him play Minecraft good and went aw yeah that guys hot. to me. and now tommy fucking innit and connoreatspants have both dropped the bit because they were so dumbfounded by dreams looks. like do you guys understand the gravity of the situation do you see how utterly screwed we are

sapnap likes the smell of gasoline and cigarettes….he is literally the bad boy love interest in every y/n fic 

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday ” that hurt me

someone in chat just put ‘omg they touched’

him playing with his hair is so………

Yes.

Whores(affectionate)