I Am In Denial

grabbing lunch from earth-50101 before saving the multiverse🍟

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

submitted by: @bisexualdragon-lord

Okay so high school sports AU where Jack is a hockey player with the nickname ‘Jack Frost’ because of his talents and Merida is the star archer. They never cross paths because different seasons and stuff, but Punz drags Merida to one of her gymnastics meets and Astrid is also on the team so Hiccup brings Jack to the same meet. And of course Jack and Merida are huge on school spirit and they both start screaming and yelling for their school and soon they’re both forcibly dragged out for really graphic threats and insults to the other team. Since the meet isn’t over and they both rode there with other people they have to sit out there with each other and of course they start talking. And once they start talking they start fighting mainly about what’s better hockey or archery. Soon they’re yelling again and Hiccup, Punz, and Astrid walk out and have to physically pull them apart. When they see each other in school again they both roll their eyes and make faces at each other. But Hiccup and Astrid became friends with Punz and so now they’re all sitting at the same lunch table. They try to avoid conversation with each other but soon they can’t help but talk about their rival schools and how much they suck at whatever sport and who they think will win this sports game or that championship. And before long lunch is over and they’ve made plans to go to all these games together. And at Jack’s first hockey game of the season Merida is in the crowd with Jack’s jersey number face painted on her cheek. In the locker room the guys poke fun at him and ask if she’s his girlfriend and he’s blushing like crazy because he totally wishes she was his girlfriend. Then the team wins and she crashes him into this giant bear hug and all he can think about is how much he wants to kiss her. And of course he confides all this in Hiccup who confides it all in Astrid who talks about it with Punz since Merida’s been confiding all her feelings for Jack in her and soon the three of them are scheming how to get them together. In the end they end up switching Jack’s jersey and Merida’s sweatshirt and she doesn’t notice wearing it to school and suddenly everyone thinks they’re dating and the guy’s on Jack’s team are like ‘dude, why didn’t you tell us?’ and he’s like 'what?’ then he sees Merida still unaware she’s wearing his jersey because obviously at school she’s a total zombie. SO he walks over and makes a joke like 'so you decided to become my girlfriend and not tell me?’ and she gets so shocked and embarrassed and can’t even talk and so he points to his jersey. Then she’s looking down and getting surprised all over again and he just says 'its ok you’re cuter in it anyways’ and suddenly Merida’s not the only one blushing and of course after that they start dating.

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Michael Bay has gone too far this time!

unseen art for mike wheeler day part 2/2

"There are old poops who will say that you do not become a grown-up until you have somehow survived, as they have, some famous calamity -- the Great Depression, the Second World War, Vietnam, whatever. Storytellers are responsible for this destructive, not to say suicidal, myth. Again and again in stories, after some terrible mess, the character is able to say at last, 'Today I am a woman. Today I am a man. The end.' When I got home from the Second World War, my Uncle Dan clapped me on the back, and he said, 'You're a man now.' So I killed him. Not really, but I certainly felt like doing it. Dan, that was my bad uncle, who said a male can't be a man unless he'd gone to war. But I had a good uncle, my late Uncle Alex. He was my father's kid brother, a childless graduate of Harvard who was an honest life-insurance salesman in Indianapolis. He was well-read and wise. And his principal complaint about other human beings was that they so seldom noticed it when they were happy. So when we were drinking lemonade under an apple tree in the summer, say, and talking lazily about this and that, almost buzzing like honeybees, Uncle Alex would suddenly interrupt the agreeable blather to exclaim, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.' So I do the same now, and so do my kids and grandkids. And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.'"

— Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country (2005)

i am not in the least sorry <3!!

What the actual hell?! I'm watching Season 6 of Supernatural, the episode where they're sent to our universe (so fucking perfect) and it's too great and I don't see enough on Tumblr about this episode and why didn't anyone warn me because now it's 1:08am and I'm crying because I'm laughing and now I'm never going to bed.

Literally in love with Bei. Perfect pun. Perfect moment. Perfect non-canon canon. And this freeze frame... just... perfect. 

"Gotcha!"