season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
It’s Winter, I'm Not in Love Yet but I'd Like to Be, Dante Émile
Mike: I’ve been paying too much attention to my girlfriend when I should’ve been focused on you, my homosexual childhood companion. There’s quite literally no one in my life who compares to you, and nothing has been the same since you left our hometown. I’ve been struggling in silence the last year, and I can’t help but to feel like I lost you and that it’s all my fault, but I don’t want to feel that way anymore. The future is so uncertain, but the one thing that is most clear to me is that everything is easier when we face it together. We need to be a team. Friends. Best friends. Boyfriends.
Will: cool 🥺
average reddit user: hahaha Will is soooo gay for Mike!! V sad, maybe he will get new love interest in time for Mileven’s shotgun wedding or maybe he will just DIE! bowlcut bowlcut bowlcut
"Will thinks its funny." "Because it is!"
Lucas Sinclair & Will Byers in Stranger Things aka my best boy & my beloved son being best friends
bonus: bywheelclair solidarity
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Based on this text post (of course).
Sorry, Estee, your post has been sitting in my drafts for months! I hope you don’t mind me hijacking it and using Lin and Tenzin. (I would have attached it straight to the post if it didn’t have so many formatting problems.)
Bonus:
IRIS SHIT PLEASE BABY UNDERSTAND. ALSO WHILE YOURE TOTALLY LISTENING TO ME, DUMP EDDIE ASAP BECAUSE THE SOUNDS THAT CLAW THEIR WAY FROM MY THROAT WHEN YOU AND BARRY ARE TOGETHER CANT HANDLE THE STRESS ANYMORE AND IF I RUIN MY VOCAL CORDS AND GO MUTE THATS ON YOU. and gosh this episode, am I right? This show is just getting so much better. Every episode is heart wrenching and beautiful and HOLY FUCK HE JUST SAID HES GRODD. YES. FINALLY. BRING IN THE EVIL GORILLA.
Finally transitioning from a Tumblr lurker to a sparse participant 20-something. She/Her/Hers
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