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Astrid West, KF x Artemis Daughter

Astrid West is a tough, no-nonsense girl. She’s not afraid to pick a fight with others to protect the innocent. Most of the time, her strive to be a hero stops her from living a regular, civilian life. She’s the type of person who always wears leather jackets and combat boots.

Due to a traumatic event, Astrid has trouble trusting others, and prefers to do things alone. She can be pretty violent when she fights, but it depends on her emotions and how dangerous her opponent is.

Astrid chose to take the mantel of Artemis because she admires her mother. She specializes in archery, gymnastics, and hand-to-hand combat. Her interest and training in archery began when she was six, and grew skilled enough to shoot an arrow blindfolded or with her feet. Athletics is Astrid’s strong point since she is the star player on the track and gymnastics team. She has been offered to attend a school for future Olympic competitors.

Along with her best friend Gwendolyn, Astrid loves dogs. Gwen and her are “mothers” to two dogs named Carla and Gino. When it comes to the two girls’ relationship, they see each other as best friends and sisters. Gwendolyn is the only person who could weaken Astrid’s walls, and get her to listen.

You can't convince me that Barry wouldn't be waiting for Bruce on his bed, in Batman booty shorts, a Batman crop top, and a black collar after he knows that Bruce has had a long, tiring day. Bruce would just walk in, see him, and smile. Either out of appreciation, love, lust, or just happiness that his lover is there. He just walks over after shutting and locking the door, wraps his arms securely around Barry and gives him a kiss and holds him for a bit, and they either do some stuff or he gets Barry out of the collar and they cuddle.

Ok but what if I wrote Scribblenauts unmasked fanfiction, what then

You got me back on my Superflarrow Siblings (what I call Kara, Oliver, and Barry) bullsh*t - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? :P:P:P

Kara : Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?

Oliver : I gotta give you credit, Barry. You make it look easy.

Barry : Years of practice.

Come back to the dark side ;)

Barry : My boyfriend and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other!

Snart : We've been awake since Friday.

Barry : Well IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-

Cisco : Finally, after 40 hours awake I understood the formula!

Caitlin : You were awake for 40 hours?! Cisco, that ain't healthy.

Barry : No it was 56 hours. I counted.

Cisco : No, see, the first 16 hours don't count because I would have been awake anyways.

Barry : Makes sense.

Caitlin : No the fuck it doesn't!

Caitlin : Wait a damn minute. What do you mean you counted? Barry? How long have you been awake?

Barry awake for 62 hours : this ain't about me.

Caitlin awake for 72 hours : GO TO BED!

Can I say

Westallen and snart

Steddie and robin

Destiel and everyone

Pepperony and rhodey

Snart : Barry?

Barry : What?

Snart : Where is my cold gun??

Barry : What?

Snart : Where. Is. My. Cold. Gun.

Barry : I, huuunn... I put it away.

Snart : I NEED IT!!

Barry : OH NO. don't even think about going playing superheroes trough time! WE'VE BEEN PLANING THIS EVENING FOR TWO MONTHS

Snart : THE LEGEND ARE IN DANGER!

Barry : MY SEX LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!

Snart : YOU TELL ME WHERE MY COLD GUN IS RED. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD YOU WANTED SO MUCH!

Barry : GREATER GOOD?!?!? I. AM. YOUR. HUSBAND. THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA DO IS BEING WITH ME THIS EVENING!!!

Snart : do you want to know your gay name?

Barry : my... My gay name??

Snart : yeah, it's your first name-

Barry : Haha. Very funny lenny-

Snart, getting down on one knee : -and my last name.

Barry : oh- oh mY GOD!

Lisa : Lenny isn’t answering his phone!

Barry : I’ll call!

Lisa : Mick and I have both tried six times each, he will not an-

Snart over the phone : Scarlet?

Lisa :

Lisa : YOU FUCKING SIMP-

Snart : *Laying face down on the bar*

Lisa : So Flash said he liked you?

Snart, muffled : Yeah.

Mick :

Mick : and you asked him to marry you?

Snart : Yeah...

Lisa : And??!! How’d he react?!

Snart : I Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more!

*Meanwhile*

Barry, kicking in the door to the iris’s room with 12 bottles of champagne : Iris! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!

Barry : That is absolutely ridiculous! Snart does not have a crush on me!

Caitlin : Yes he does.

Cisco : He's absolutely does.

Mick : He does.

Lisa : duh obviously!

Snart : Yes I do.

Arrowverse In the middle of a fight

Snart in the middle of shooting Alien : Barry!! Will you marry me?!

Barry fighting Alien : I don't think now's is the best time Lenny!

Snart : Now may be the only time!

Snart reuniting with Barry in the middle of the battlefield : I love you.

Snart : I've made my choice, what's your?

Barry : ...

Barry : OLLIE!

Snart : Wha-

Barry : MARRY US!

Oliver facing aliens on the other side : I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT!

Big bad guy : how did none of you hear my evil speech?!

Barry : I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half days-

Kara : I got distracted halfway through!

Oliver : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Barry : When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case??

Cisco : What?

Oliver : Sure.

Barry : I want to be on buzzfeed unsolved!

Caitlin : Can we go back to the part where you said "When I get murdered"??

Felicity : Can we go back to the part where Oliver said "Sure"???

Big 3 fighting big bad guys

Oliver : Mama didn't raise a fucking bitch we keep going.

Kara : Na na na, mama did raise a bitch let's go!

Barry : Mama did not raise nobody actually, my mom was dead.

Kara and Oliver : Omg-

Caitlin : So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Snart recently.

Barry : No, Cait, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Cisco : Oh really? So no reason for us to be jealous?

Barry : No! You two are the only one for me.

Caitlin : Is that so?

Barry : I promise! Len and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend.

Cisco : So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Barry : You are still my two and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!

Caitlin and Cisco : But we're still the platonic love of your life, right?

Barry : Of course guys!

Cisco and Caitlin : Bar...

Leonard : What the-

Later

Cisco : I can't wait to tell Kara and Oliver that we're the only best friends you have!

Barry : NO!

I’d like to think that in Iris’s explanation to a newly not VR sedated Bart that she failed to mention that in the past, cops aren’t villains (only by a hair tho) and so when he goes and meets everyone it’s all fine and dandy for a while.

But something happens that isn’t superhero level where like say, Someone breaks into their house and they don’t know who (idk random crime stuff) and Max says he’s calling the cops. Bart immediately just starts SOBBING these angry tears, blabbering about how “I can’t believe you’d sell me out?? I thought you loved me why would you bring them here?” And it took Max so long to calm him down enough to tell him that the cops weren’t the bad guys and that was the first clue Max ever got into what Bart’s past was like in the future.

OR ALTERNATIVELY Barry (and this is still around the time Bart Idolises him cause they haven’t interacted much at this point, before he figured out Barry distanced himself from Bart personally) makes a casual mention about his job while Bart snuck away to Central to learn more about his freshly resurrected Grandpa. “I work in CCPD, but not as a Cop, just the crime scene analyst.” And he’s suddenly very confused cause Bart is completely pale and wide eyed with fear, shaking slightly as he makes an excuse about finishing his homework and speeding back to Manchester. That’s the first time he’s ever seen Bart afraid and it was directed at him. Needless to say, he never talked about his job around Bart ever again.

Lisa : Hey Lenny, wanna third wheel on my date with Cisco tomorrow?

Snart : Sure.

Lisa : Barry! Wanna third wheel on my date with Cisco tomorrow?

Barry : Sure!

Lisa : Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Snart and Barry : ...

Cisco dying of laughter : Lis oh my god!

POV : The Snarts ask Barry for help in exonerating Lisa of a crime she didn't do this time

I don't normally post video but I wanted to show you this one XD

Barry : *exists*

Snart : This means nothing. I'm sure these feelings will fade.

*6 years later getting married*

Snart : Any day now.

Mick being the best man : Dude.

Oliver, talking to Kara : Well Kara, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Barry do that?’ and if he would, I do not do that thing.

Kara : …

Barry, from the distance : his not wrong though!

Kara : I have a bad feeling about this...

Barry : What do you mean?

Kara : Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Barry : No?

Oliver : That actually explains so much.

Lisa : Ooh, somebody has a crush

Snart : Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Flash I just think his interesting, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.

*Later that night*

Snart, very much awake : Uh oh.

Barry : But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!

Barry , earlier: I'm going to go back in time and created a new paradox!

Iris : Barry, I know you snuck out to see Snart last night.

Barry : If you tell Joe I swear I’ll murder you, and he'll never find the body.

Iris : Five bucks?

Barry : Fine.

*Barry holding his baby*

Caitlin : Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.

Cisco : I know, I still am one of these.

Cisco : Please, Barry, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.

Barry : I’m sorry Cisco.

Cisco : I’m begging you. Don’t do it.

Barry : It has to be done.

Cisco :

Barry :

Cisco :

Barry : *Places +4* Uno.

Lisa : Do you love Barry?

Snart : Yeah, I do.

Lisa : Mick! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Mick : We all love Barry. You should've asked if he were IN love with him.

Snart : I thought that was implied.

Mick : ...

Lisa : ...

Snart, looking straight at Mick : Congrats Liz, you just won 100 bucks.