Leonard Snart - Blog Posts

Barry : My boyfriend and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other!

Snart : We've been awake since Friday.

Barry : Well IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-

Can I say

Westallen and snart

Steddie and robin

Destiel and everyone

Pepperony and rhodey

Snart : Barry?

Barry : What?

Snart : Where is my cold gun??

Barry : What?

Snart : Where. Is. My. Cold. Gun.

Barry : I, huuunn... I put it away.

Snart : I NEED IT!!

Barry : OH NO. don't even think about going playing superheroes trough time! WE'VE BEEN PLANING THIS EVENING FOR TWO MONTHS

Snart : THE LEGEND ARE IN DANGER!

Barry : MY SEX LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!

Snart : YOU TELL ME WHERE MY COLD GUN IS RED. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD YOU WANTED SO MUCH!

Barry : GREATER GOOD?!?!? I. AM. YOUR. HUSBAND. THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA DO IS BEING WITH ME THIS EVENING!!!

Snart : do you want to know your gay name?

Barry : my... My gay name??

Snart : yeah, it's your first name-

Barry : Haha. Very funny lenny-

Snart, getting down on one knee : -and my last name.

Barry : oh- oh mY GOD!

Lisa : Lenny isn’t answering his phone!

Barry : I’ll call!

Lisa : Mick and I have both tried six times each, he will not an-

Snart over the phone : Scarlet?

Lisa :

Lisa : YOU FUCKING SIMP-

Snart : *Laying face down on the bar*

Lisa : So Flash said he liked you?

Snart, muffled : Yeah.

Mick :

Mick : and you asked him to marry you?

Snart : Yeah...

Lisa : And??!! How’d he react?!

Snart : I Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more!

*Meanwhile*

Barry, kicking in the door to the iris’s room with 12 bottles of champagne : Iris! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!

Barry : That is absolutely ridiculous! Snart does not have a crush on me!

Caitlin : Yes he does.

Cisco : He's absolutely does.

Mick : He does.

Lisa : duh obviously!

Snart : Yes I do.

ListEn y’all, my best friend got me into this ship so I blame @piedpipersupremacy for this.

WE ARE SLEEPING ON HARTLEY x SNART

Hartley is canonically Gay and Snart is canonically Bi.

In this house, we live laugh love Hartley, but if y’all know his character from like the 90s to now, him dating a cop really just doesn’t make sense?? Like we KNOW he supports ACAB and defund the police campaigns. This mans is a socialist justice protester and he’s not afraid to get his hands dirty to fight for civil rights. HE ATTEMPTED ASSASSINATING A POLITICAL CAMPAIGNER BECAUSE OF HIS FUCKED POLICIES I MEAN COME ON!!

He’s as morally grey as they come, and he doesn’t really play into the good/bad stereotypes. He picks whatever side will help his goals meet, whatever the cost. Even at risk of his own sanity in some cases. His best friends are Wally West, Linda West, and James Jesse. Even though his bestie is a Flash, he STILL joined the rogues and to this day he uses his powers and technology to help whatever cause he deems worthy of helping.

He sends his rats out to find missing persons. He steals money from corporations stealing the livelihood of lower class working people. He advocates for homeless, LGBTQ+, POC, pro choice, renewable energy, etc etc. He is a good person that sometimes does bad things for good reasons.

So yeah, him and David? Not a great match.

ON THE OTHER HAND!!

Leonard freaking Snart. Where to begin with this. Leader of the rogues and devout older brother. His little sister comes first, always, Just like Hartley’s little sister does for him.

Even though he starts a whole gang just to send a huge middle finger to the justice system that failed him time and time again, he sets up these rules that all of the rogues must follow or there will be severe punishment.

No killing supers or flashes. No killing women or children (generally all civilians are off limits). Don’t betray your fellow rogue.

He hand picked not only a highly skilled team of super criminals, but he also created a family.

Snart’s best friend, Mick Rory, for all the arsonist tendencies and gruff exterior he exudes, still has a soft touch. Later on in the comics, he’s even seen turning a new leaf and going on the good side, helping Hartley and James keep their friends from making a huge ass mistake. If that doesn’t tell you their judge of character, I don’t know what will.

Not only that, but Snart spends holidays DELIVERING PRESENTS TO ORPHANAGES DRESSED AS SANTA! Tell me he’s “cold hearted” after that. You can’t.

He truly does care for his community, and by having the most well respected and feared gang, he simultaneously keeps the streets clean of normal gang activity you might see because they claimed most of the terf on Central City and no one wants to mess with the crazy super powered team.

Sometimes it feels like they rob someplace just for the kick of it, or to keep up appearances. They don’t really need any more money, they’ve stolen A LOT of it and we don’t necessarily see em use it much besides when Hartley is donating it anonymously to charity.

Despite Hartley’s “betrayal” to the rogues, Snart and him still seem relatively friendly with each other. Here is a panel where Hartley is helping Wally clean up some of the chaos in the city the Rogues and instigating, and Snart even calls him “old friend” despite him working with the supposed enemy.

And, despite Hartley leaving his rogue legacy behind and he and James leave for good, there are moments where Hartley shows a bit of regret for leaving them like that and implies that he even misses them.

Snart sought out Piper because he was the first person to break out of Iron Heights, unaided. The original escapee. Both of them are wicked smart and clever, use dry humour and sarcasm, create their own weapons and keep their secrets close to their chest with hearts of bleeding gold. They do what’s right by their own accounts, even if they have to do something wrong to make ends meet.

Arrowverse In the middle of a fight

Snart in the middle of shooting Alien : Barry!! Will you marry me?!

Barry fighting Alien : I don't think now's is the best time Lenny!

Snart : Now may be the only time!

Snart reuniting with Barry in the middle of the battlefield : I love you.

Snart : I've made my choice, what's your?

Barry : ...

Barry : OLLIE!

Snart : Wha-

Barry : MARRY US!

Oliver facing aliens on the other side : I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT!

Caitlin : So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Snart recently.

Barry : No, Cait, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Cisco : Oh really? So no reason for us to be jealous?

Barry : No! You two are the only one for me.

Caitlin : Is that so?

Barry : I promise! Len and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend.

Cisco : So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Barry : You are still my two and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!

Caitlin and Cisco : But we're still the platonic love of your life, right?

Barry : Of course guys!

Cisco and Caitlin : Bar...

Leonard : What the-

Later

Cisco : I can't wait to tell Kara and Oliver that we're the only best friends you have!

Barry : NO!

Lisa : Hey Lenny, wanna third wheel on my date with Cisco tomorrow?

Snart : Sure.

Lisa : Barry! Wanna third wheel on my date with Cisco tomorrow?

Barry : Sure!

Lisa : Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Snart and Barry : ...

Cisco dying of laughter : Lis oh my god!

POV : The Snarts ask Barry for help in exonerating Lisa of a crime she didn't do this time

I don't normally post video but I wanted to show you this one XD

Barry : *exists*

Snart : This means nothing. I'm sure these feelings will fade.

*6 years later getting married*

Snart : Any day now.

Mick being the best man : Dude.

Lisa : Ooh, somebody has a crush

Snart : Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Flash I just think his interesting, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.

*Later that night*

Snart, very much awake : Uh oh.

Lisa : Do you love Barry?

Snart : Yeah, I do.

Lisa : Mick! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Mick : We all love Barry. You should've asked if he were IN love with him.

Snart : I thought that was implied.

Mick : ...

Lisa : ...

Snart, looking straight at Mick : Congrats Liz, you just won 100 bucks.

Barry texting Iris

Barry : Bad news—Cisco locked himself outside of his own house.

Barry : Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Barry : Bad news—Cisco finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies.

Barry : Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it.

Barry : Bad news—it was Snart, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He know.

Rant ahead: Bart and the Rogues Gallery.

Why is it that every speedster has some sort of relationship with the rogues except for the one that it actually would make sense if he had one. Are you seriously telling me Bart Henry Allen-Thawne II has NO correlation to them at ALL, but Wally and Barry do???

I get Barry ‘believes’ in them or whatever, but that doesn’t mean they’re automatic buddies. He has major trust issues and doesn’t even like turning his back around them!

And Wally? Wally has this weird thing against villains, no matter how small the crime. I mean, he broke up a friendship that he had for YEARS with Hartley Rathaway because Pied Piper went off book for a mission that was for A GOOD CAUSE.

Bart Allen’s half brother Owen is in the rogues. His twin clone is in the rogues. Digger knew his mother, and I’m sure he’d want to know more about her. He’s an outcasted flashfam member that needs a home because every family he’s been put into disappeared or died. First Max and then Jay, then the Titans disbanded. He doesn’t belong to any timeline, never met his father, abandoned by his mother so he wouldn’t be kidnapped by science cops, sent by his own evil Grandpa! That sounds like just about any other rogue sob story. And yet he has no connection to them. AT ALL. Which is just… Mind boggling!

And the one issue he gets with them, the rogues KILL him?? Which is totally out of character for them because one of their main rules is NO KILLING FLASHES. With time and character development, I’m sure Thad will come around and Bart will give him a chance, no matter how skeptical he is, because it’s what Max wanted for them and that was Bart’s goddamn dad, so help me! And Bart really doesn’t mind the whole villain thing either; he’s held casual conversation with the JOKER. Are you kidding me??

Do y’all understand how upsetting this is, or am I the only one???

Computer : Please enter a password.

Snart : *type Barry*

Computer : Your password is too weak.

Snart : How fucking DARE YOU-

Snart: You know, that stuff will kill you one day.

Hartley, drinking an entire bottle of Wine: Exactly.

Owen, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed this up.

Bart, eating raw cookie dough and non-stop junk food: *nodding quickly*

Caitlin : Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Barry : Well Len and I-

Joe : *elbows Barry*

Barry : ...wouldn't know.

What do you think?

Siblings

Iris : Barry, I'm sad...

Barry, Holds out arms for a hug : It's going to be okay!

VS

Lisa : Lenny, I'm sad...

Snart, nodding : mood.

Barry : Hey I'm about to get in the shower, you wanna join me?

Snart : there's a pistolet taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don't stop until I'm dead.

Lisa's First Crime

*Lisa and Snart looking at a locked gate into a park*

Kid Lisa : Aw. :(

Snart : You know what they say.

Lisa : Lenny Please don’t-

Snart : BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*

Lisa : Frick-

Caitlin : Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

Barry : I- what?

Snart : My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.

Lisa : It’s called connotations.

Cisco : Try this one on for size, “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” vs “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty."

Mick : Great news! Language is now banned!

Barry : You have to apologize to them len.

Leonard : Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

It's so them 😭

*at an mission*

Barry : Can you carry me on your back, like you did with Caitlin?!

Mick : I don't think Snart would like that.

Barry : *pouts*

*Later*

Barry : *Getting carried by Mick*

Snart : What the hell??

Mick : What was I supposed to do? Say no???

Snart made this post 😂

Barry : Hey how are you?

Snart : I would die for you.

Barry :

Snart : I mean, I'm good and you?