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Time family AU

Eddie : If you want my advice-

Scott : No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.

Eddie : First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me.

Venom : It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

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Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

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Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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Me

Eddie : I think Steve is dropping hint that he wants me to propose?

Robin : What kind of hints?

Eddie : He keep showing me his wedding Pinterest board.

Eddie : And randomly tells me his ring size.

Robin : That isn't a hint.

Robin : Thats called a kick in the ass.

Steve : Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety! I’ll wait.

Robin : You and me!

Steve : *tearing up* Ok...

Castiel : If I fall…

Dean : I’ll be there to catch you.

Gabriel *looks at Sam* : What if I fall?

Sam : Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Crowley : *watches these four interactions*

Crowley, to Bobby : And if I fall?

Bobby : I’ll be the one who pushed you.

Eddie : We're having a kid!

Dustin : Oh, congratula-

Steve slamming adoption papers onto the table : It's you, sign here.

Just thinking about non-binary Steve who wears skirts when he's home alone, because if he goes out in a skirt he's going to get punch. And imagine the party just walking into Steve's house for Dnd, and Steve is right there with his skirt and and her apron with "Best Mom" written on it, greeting the party as if it were the most normal thing in the world.

And everybody's just kind of : 😀?

*At the police station*

Barry : Hi, I'm here for Len.

Police officer : who's Len?

Barry : Ah, you must be new.

Pepper : Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Rhodey : It was Tony.

Happy : Boss broke it.

Jarvis : Sir did it.

Tony :

Tony : ...yOU PROMISED-

Eddie : I am convinced Steve and Robin share a brain cell!

Nancy : And it's not in use very often, it seems.