Coldflash - Blog Posts

Barry : My boyfriend and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other!

Snart : We've been awake since Friday.

Barry : Well IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-

Can I say

Westallen and snart

Steddie and robin

Destiel and everyone

Pepperony and rhodey

Snart : Barry?

Barry : What?

Snart : Where is my cold gun??

Barry : What?

Snart : Where. Is. My. Cold. Gun.

Barry : I, huuunn... I put it away.

Snart : I NEED IT!!

Barry : OH NO. don't even think about going playing superheroes trough time! WE'VE BEEN PLANING THIS EVENING FOR TWO MONTHS

Snart : THE LEGEND ARE IN DANGER!

Barry : MY SEX LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!

Snart : YOU TELL ME WHERE MY COLD GUN IS RED. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD YOU WANTED SO MUCH!

Barry : GREATER GOOD?!?!? I. AM. YOUR. HUSBAND. THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA DO IS BEING WITH ME THIS EVENING!!!

Snart : do you want to know your gay name?

Barry : my... My gay name??

Snart : yeah, it's your first name-

Barry : Haha. Very funny lenny-

Snart, getting down on one knee : -and my last name.

Barry : oh- oh mY GOD!

Lisa : Lenny isn’t answering his phone!

Barry : I’ll call!

Lisa : Mick and I have both tried six times each, he will not an-

Snart over the phone : Scarlet?

Lisa :

Lisa : YOU FUCKING SIMP-

Snart : *Laying face down on the bar*

Lisa : So Flash said he liked you?

Snart, muffled : Yeah.

Mick :

Mick : and you asked him to marry you?

Snart : Yeah...

Lisa : And??!! How’d he react?!

Snart : I Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more!

*Meanwhile*

Barry, kicking in the door to the iris’s room with 12 bottles of champagne : Iris! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!

Barry : That is absolutely ridiculous! Snart does not have a crush on me!

Caitlin : Yes he does.

Cisco : He's absolutely does.

Mick : He does.

Lisa : duh obviously!

Snart : Yes I do.

Arrowverse In the middle of a fight

Snart in the middle of shooting Alien : Barry!! Will you marry me?!

Barry fighting Alien : I don't think now's is the best time Lenny!

Snart : Now may be the only time!

Snart reuniting with Barry in the middle of the battlefield : I love you.

Snart : I've made my choice, what's your?

Barry : ...

Barry : OLLIE!

Snart : Wha-

Barry : MARRY US!

Oliver facing aliens on the other side : I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT!

Caitlin : So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Snart recently.

Barry : No, Cait, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Cisco : Oh really? So no reason for us to be jealous?

Barry : No! You two are the only one for me.

Caitlin : Is that so?

Barry : I promise! Len and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend.

Cisco : So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Barry : You are still my two and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!

Caitlin and Cisco : But we're still the platonic love of your life, right?

Barry : Of course guys!

Cisco and Caitlin : Bar...

Leonard : What the-

Later

Cisco : I can't wait to tell Kara and Oliver that we're the only best friends you have!

Barry : NO!

Lisa : Hey Lenny, wanna third wheel on my date with Cisco tomorrow?

Snart : Sure.

Lisa : Barry! Wanna third wheel on my date with Cisco tomorrow?

Barry : Sure!

Lisa : Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Snart and Barry : ...

Cisco dying of laughter : Lis oh my god!

POV : The Snarts ask Barry for help in exonerating Lisa of a crime she didn't do this time

I don't normally post video but I wanted to show you this one XD

Barry : *exists*

Snart : This means nothing. I'm sure these feelings will fade.

*6 years later getting married*

Snart : Any day now.

Mick being the best man : Dude.

Lisa : Ooh, somebody has a crush

Snart : Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Flash I just think his interesting, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.

*Later that night*

Snart, very much awake : Uh oh.

Iris : Barry, I know you snuck out to see Snart last night.

Barry : If you tell Joe I swear I’ll murder you, and he'll never find the body.

Iris : Five bucks?

Barry : Fine.

*Barry holding his baby*

Caitlin : Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.

Cisco : I know, I still am one of these.

Lisa : Do you love Barry?

Snart : Yeah, I do.

Lisa : Mick! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Mick : We all love Barry. You should've asked if he were IN love with him.

Snart : I thought that was implied.

Mick : ...

Lisa : ...

Snart, looking straight at Mick : Congrats Liz, you just won 100 bucks.

Barry texting Iris

Barry : Bad news—Cisco locked himself outside of his own house.

Barry : Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Barry : Bad news—Cisco finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies.

Barry : Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it.

Barry : Bad news—it was Snart, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He know.

Computer : Please enter a password.

Snart : *type Barry*

Computer : Your password is too weak.

Snart : How fucking DARE YOU-

Caitlin : Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Barry : Well Len and I-

Joe : *elbows Barry*

Barry : ...wouldn't know.

Coldflash.

one of the most ship dynamics of all time

What do you think?

Barry : Hey I'm about to get in the shower, you wanna join me?

Snart : there's a pistolet taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don't stop until I'm dead.

Barry : You have to apologize to them len.

Leonard : Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

It's so them 😭

*at an mission*

Barry : Can you carry me on your back, like you did with Caitlin?!

Mick : I don't think Snart would like that.

Barry : *pouts*

*Later*

Barry : *Getting carried by Mick*

Snart : What the hell??

Mick : What was I supposed to do? Say no???

Snart made this post 😂

Barry : Hey how are you?

Snart : I would die for you.

Barry :

Snart : I mean, I'm good and you?

Barry : What are you in the mood for?

Snart : World domination.

Barry : That's a bit ambitious.

Snart : You are my world.

Barry : Aww...

Snart :

Barry :

Snart :

Barry : OH!

Lisa : Kiss, Marry, kill : Cisco, Caitlin, and Barry!

Snart : Kill Cisco, kill Caitlin, and...

Snart :

Snart : Marry Barry.

Snart : *Look at Barry with eyes full of intent*

Barry : ...Yes...

Cisco whispering : What the hell just happened?

Caitlin whispering back : I- I think they just got engaged?

*At the police station*

Barry : Hi, I'm here for Len.

Police officer : who's Len?

Barry : Ah, you must be new.