Iris : Barry, I Know You Snuck Out To See Snart Last Night.

How Supernatural Should Have Ended

Sam, at Dean’s funeral : I need a moment with him...

Everyone : Of course *they leave*

Sam, leaning over Dean’s coffin : Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Dean : Yeah, no duh.

Snart : *Laying face down on the bar*

Lisa : So Flash said he liked you?

Snart, muffled : Yeah.

Mick :

Mick : and you asked him to marry you?

Snart : Yeah...

Lisa : And??!! How’d he react?!

Snart : I Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more!

*Meanwhile*

Barry, kicking in the door to the iris’s room with 12 bottles of champagne : Iris! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!

Dean : Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Dean : Castiel is still mad about it, but me and Charlie were drunk and thought it was funny.

Barry : *exists*

Snart : This means nothing. I'm sure these feelings will fade.

*6 years later getting married*

Snart : Any day now.

Mick being the best man : Dude.

Sam : I just heard Dean call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.

Dean : I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Jack, seriously : Maybe you’re pregnant.

*they sit there in silence for a moment*

Castiel : *Visibly panicking Flying away*

Dean :

Jack : hun?

Later, Dean talking to Sam

Dean : I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. Jack for suggesting that, or Castiel because he almost had a panic attack.

Sam dying of laughter : oH mY gOD!

Charlie : *running towards Dean with open arms*

Dean : *moves out of the way*

Charlie : Hey, why'd you move?!

Dean : I thought you were going to attack me?

Charlie : I was going to hug you??

Dean : Why would you hug me?

Charlie : WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Robin : Made you all playlists!

Robin : Eddie, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.

Robin : Steve, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.

Robin : And Chrissy has the ABBA Gold album.

Tony : Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Rogers.

AU with Steddie and Platonic Stobin, who meets the AU where Steve is a girl, and so in this universe it's Stobin and Platonic Steddie