Dean : I Think I’m Coming Down With Something. I’ve Been So Nauseous Lately

Eddie : Stevie I need my-

Steve : *hands him is phone*

Eddie : Oh, also I didn't have a chance to-

Steve *hands him a cup of coffee*

Eddie :

Eddie : Marry me?

Steve : I took care of that too, we've been married for the last two years.

I think I would like a spideypool or spidevil version of this one

Gabriel : Samsquatch is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?

Crowley : Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he double over in pain, kiss him.

Charlie : Tackle him!

Castiel : Dump him.

Jack : Kick him in the shin!

Sam : No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

Jack : How do Sam and Dean usually get out of these messes?

Castiel : They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

AU with Steddie and Platonic Stobin, who meets the AU where Steve is a girl, and so in this universe it's Stobin and Platonic Steddie

I have so many characters that come to mind 💀

Sam, teaching Castiel to drive : Okay, you're driving and Dean and Gabriel walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Castiel : Oh, definitely Gabriel. I could never hurt Dean.

Sam, massaging he's temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

Reblog, or Dean Winchester is straight

Snart : *Laying face down on the bar*

Lisa : So Flash said he liked you?

Snart, muffled : Yeah.

Mick :

Mick : and you asked him to marry you?

Snart : Yeah...

Lisa : And??!! How’d he react?!

Snart : I Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more!

*Meanwhile*

Barry, kicking in the door to the iris’s room with 12 bottles of champagne : Iris! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!

Foggy : For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Peter Matt & Wade : Okay.

Foggy : If you don't want to die, give me all your money!

Peter : Bold of you to assume I have money.

Matt : Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Peter : Yeah that too.

Wade : Bold of you to assume I can die!

#RedTeam

Caitlin : Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

Barry : I- what?

Snart : My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.

Lisa : It’s called connotations.

Cisco : Try this one on for size, “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” vs “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty."

Mick : Great news! Language is now banned!