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Accidents Happen

Summary: Hobbie's medusa piercing gets stuck on your septum ring after a more heated make out session Characters/Pairings: Hobie x GN!Reader Word Count: 447 Warnings: minor mention of claustrophobia, panicked reader, reader has a septum piercing A/N: no one can tell me Hobie wouldn't look hot af with a medusa

"Oh my god.. Hobie. Hobie it's stuck." You words came out rushed and almost slurred, lips swollen and bruised from the harsh kisses your boyfriend had given you just seconds before. The once passionate moment was beginning to fizzle into nothing more than a dying ember at the bottom of a fire pit. You knew you should have flipped up the jewelry embedded in your septum and now, here you were with Hobie Brown literally stuck to your face.

"When people joked about you being stuck to me, didn't think you'd take it seriously, luv." His words came out teasingly, hands still gripping your hips. With a gentle squeeze of his hands he leaned in the slightest bit to close the small gap between your lips. "No. Hobie- it's.. it's actually stuck." As much as you loved the intimate way in which he was so close, you were also beginning to feel claustrophobic.

Your face heated up, cheeks going red and breathing becoming the slightest bit more rapid than your previous panting. Hobie's thumb caressed your cheek. "Lovely, it's okay. Take a deep breath for me, yeah? I'll get you out of here." His words were comforting.

You took one deep breath in, held it for four seconds and slowly exhaled. He glanced at your eyes and then to your nose, seeing just how tangled you really were. The slightest movement would tug on the silver jewelry between his tip lip and nose.

"m just gonna bring my hand up to your face, 'kay?"

He knew it wasn't going to help your panicking, but now that you were slowing your breathing he was more confident in his decision. Long fingers came between your noses. He brushed against yours, smiling a little when he noticed that sweet look in your eyes. In a few swift movements he had unscrewed the ball of his medusa, catching it in his free hand. He pulled back slightly and was quick to put the ball back on, not wanting it to get lost.

"That's better, innit luv?" He grinned mischievously.

"Much better. Thank you, Hobie." You sighed softly, feeling a lot freer than a few seconds ago. His hands began to move back to your hips. You flipped your septum ring up into your nose and giggled quietly at the gentle strokes of his thumb against your waist. "Let's get back to what we started, hm?" Hobie suggested, leaning back into your lips.

So... I saw Across the Spiderverse...

EYESTRAIN!!

h. hey u wanna. u wanna kno what's funni abt this piece.?

i did it all. with a trackpad.

why? because the tablet was too far away and i was already comfy in bed.

YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHGGG!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYY!!!!!

PLEAAAAASEEEE I NEED SOMEONE TO WITE A FIC OF IRON DAD AND SPIDER SON USSING THE PORTAL 2 SONG "Cara mia addio" LIKE PLSSS I FITS GUYS PLS BELIEVE ME!! LIKE WHY WASNT THIS DONE ALREADY???? LIKE MY DEAR CHILD?? (YES I KNOW IT SAYD DAUTHER IN THE SONG BUT IDGAF I NEED SPIDER SON AND IRON DAD CARA MIA ADDIO FIC!!!)

walking around on walls while wearing a crop top. WHORE!!!

secret war #2

spectacular spider-man vol. 1 #101

Gwen Stacy, Mary Jane Watson & Betty Brant by Terry Moore!

Aunt May's Photo Album from 1981's Spectacular Spider-Man Annual #3 by Roger Stern with art by Marie Severin and John Romita.

With spider sonas being so popular, figured I'd throw my old characters in! Selene and her symbiote Strife, based on a spinybacked orbweaver

Spider-man

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Teacher: I think it’s a reasonable assumption that none of you have ever been shot.

Peter: Umm...

Teacher: Apparently I was wrong. Peter, what the fuck?

Peter: Hehe. Funny story. *jumps out the window*

Ned: Pfft- He’s out of here

Teacher: Do you know how he got shot?

Ned: Uh... *nyooms out the door*

Peter: Hey Clint, you’re an ass ass in right?

Clint: What?

Peter: You’re an ass ass in?

Clint: Kid, I have no idea what you’re trying to say

Tony while facepalming: He means assassin

Scott: Don't you just hate that situation when you're picking up your bags from the airport, and everyone's luggage is better than yours?

Peter: A worst-case scenario

Tony: Sorry can’t relate

Sam: That’s because you’re in the best-case scenario

The spider that bit Peter Parker’s was from a cross-species genetics lab right? Think of the possibilities for fanfiction and headcanons.

P.S. I’m starting an au oneshot book about this. It doesn’t exist yet though. It will be on Wattpad because I can’t find my drafts on Tumblr ever. @adopted_by_hestia is the account

Spider-Man! I bet he has terrible hat hair

I’ve been watching The Ultimate Spider-Man on Disney+ lately and it’s been fantabulous so I decided to draw him. 😆

General AU summary: the weather took a drastic turn (global warming or smthn) and so now there’s random weather shit happening all over the world (ranging in severity, but as the years go on it gets worse and worse). This spider goes all across America (not just NY) helping/saving/stabilizing shit. Unlike other AUs, the classic Spider-Man villains aren’t people, they’re the weather. Piper, this world’s arachnid, took it upon himself to name the bouts of weather that he encounters; Doctor Octopus is a tsunami, Electro is a thunderstorm, etc..

Name: Piper Picolo

Gender: trans male

From: New York City, NY

Age: 17

Height: 5’1

Job: Spider-Man (duh)

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PHYSICAL APPEARANCE

Hair: Black

Skin Color: White

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MY OTHER HEADCANONS ABOUT PIPER

- [ ] Pronouns: he/him

- [ ] Gay

- [ ] English-Canadian

-his family moved to the US when he was 5

- [ ] Eats whatever bro can find

- [ ] Became Spider-Man at 15

- [ ] When staff from the Bronx Zoo came for a fun little presentation one of the spiders unknowingly escaped and went to the science lab where it knocked over a concoction of the really sketchy chemistry teacher

-the spider then crawled up Piper’s leg as they passed the classroom as school let out

-Piper then got bit and boom: spider powers

-when he discovered he had powers Piper hid it from his foster family

- [ ] Piper lived with Aunt June and Uncle Brent because his parents got arrested for child neglect, endangerment, and other charges

- [ ] Aunt June and Uncle Brent gave their lives to save Piper when the first bout of weird weather made their house catch on fire

-they protected Piper with their bodies

-Piper escaped with some pretty bad burns that would eventually scar

-he then lived in foster care where he was bitten by the spider a month later

- [ ] A bit of the ‘tism

- [ ] Has a pet pigeon

-he named it Reginald Winston

- [ ] Gets all the traditional spider powers except he produces his own webs

-like Tobey Maguire’s spider-man

- [ ] Sleep deprived

- [ ] His suit is colored after June and Brent’s favorite colors

- [ ] Rarely talks because he has no one to talk to

- [ ] Touch starved

- [ ] After two years of being Spider-Man the Spot popped up out of nowhere and used him as a shield

-he was then stuck between Spot and four other spider people (Miles, Gwen, Pavitr, and Hobie)

-after staring at each other Piper elbows the Spot in the face

-he helped the crew fight off the Spot until he fled into another dimension

-he then got dragged to the spider verse

- [ ] Comments a lot in his head because he never had anyone to say them to

- [ ] Sarcastic

- [ ] Shy when he meets new people that he has to spend more than ten seconds talking to but after he warms up he’s a chatterbox

- [ ] He’s the National Neighborhood Spider-Man

- [ ] Long and messy hair because he has no hairbrush (where tf would he find one)

-if he needs to cut his hair he just uses a shard of glass

- [ ] Terrible fashion sense

- [ ] Burn marks covering the right side (his left) of the face, arms, legs, and side

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Incorrect Quotes

Piper: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?

Piper: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met.

Piper at the beginning of the weather apocalypse: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

Piper: The shadow realm? No, I’m sending you to Ohio!

Piper: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

Piper: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.

was waiting for garfield to come out to comment how well edited this was and how fans sure know their way around technology

i still cant believe no way home is a real movie

like i genuinely keep thinking i dreamt it up or it was some elaborate and beautifully written fanfic i read that i just keep thinking about but then i remember that what i watched was real

and then i start to want to furiously sob because kevin feige pulls no punches and im still not okay

i still cant believe no way home is a real movie

like i genuinely keep thinking i dreamt it up or it was some elaborate and beautifully written fanfic i read that i just keep thinking about but then i remember that what i watched was real

and then i start to want to furiously sob because kevin feige pulls no punches and im still not okay

Just mah Spidersona/oc! And here's just a little very short story for ya all :] __________________________________________________

Spider-Bruise stood on the edge of the building, holding a cheeseburger in his hand. The massie hulking figure took a seat, his clawed feet dangling over the edge. 

“Heh we needed this, eh Bruise?” Spider said, taking a teethy chomp out of the burger. Sighing happily, the symbiote looked up into the sky, smiling. It was nice saving people day after day, and the fact he had his friends and family to help made it all the better. 

Suddenly, a loud whirl was heard behind him. Spider-Bruise jumped and turned around, claws spread and teeth bared. But all he saw was an old friend of his. Scream.

“Ah Scream! Glad to see ya! But uh… what’s all this?” He asked, walking up to his fellow Symbiote. Scream just looked up at Spider-Bruise, and he noticed something unnatural for Scream.

Tears in her eyes.

“Hey, what’s wrong buddy?” He asked pulling her close for a hug, which she returned. She sniffed, trying to keep herself calm to speak.

“R-remember that 2099 g-guy?” She asked. Spider-Bruise snarled, nodding. 2099 had approached him a while back, telling him about “Canon Events” and the multiverse being in trouble. But Spider-Bruise had found holes all over his logic and 2099 left in anger.

“Yeah I do… what that fucker do?” Scream looked up at Spider-Bruise.

“He went after the Mile Morales kid. Just because he had a different story than everyone else.” Spider-Bruise looked up at the portal. 

“Stay here.”

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Spider people walked all over the walkways. They were minding their business when a loud whirl was heard and then a large roar. 

“2099!!! YOU BETTER BE READY TO GET THE FUCKING BEAT DOWN FOR EVERY PERSON’S LIFE YOU FUCKING RUINED!”The Spider people near the newly opened portal to see a large symbiote figure stand before them, his body rippling with muscles and rage, their eyes wide and angry. 

“I won’t ask again…” He said once, pulling out his claws.

AHHHH MORE DARK MATTER SKETCHES TO CELEBRATE THE NEWEST ADDITION TO THE SERIES !!! I hope to some day finish the batman and spiderman sketch to actually celebrate this but I got excited and rlly wanted to post loll ONCE AGAIN pls check out @mysterycyclone bc they are such a fire spider man writer and their peter characterization is peak 💯💯💯

AHHHH MORE DARK MATTER SKETCHES TO CELEBRATE THE NEWEST ADDITION TO THE SERIES !!! I hope to some day finish the batman and spiderman sketch to actually celebrate this but I got excited and rlly wanted to post loll ONCE AGAIN pls check out @mysterycyclone bc they are such a fire spider man writer and their peter characterization is peak 💯💯💯

put spider-man in the hunger games, call that peeta parker.

fic recs of the week:

Boy Problems by AppleJuiz

Spiderman, Complete, 1 Chapter, 4,369 Words

Ned is trying to figure out where he stands with Peter after MJ joins their group and he starts feeling pushed aside.

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The Watch by Bergen

Spiderman, Complete, 4 Chapters, 9,099 Words

The Parker's are struggling financially and Peter pawns a watch Tony gifted him to pay for groceries.

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Worldfall by mysterycyclone

Spiderman & Batfam, Incomplete, 2 Chapters, 9,002 Words

Continuation of Dark Matter! Wtf is Peter up to now and where are all the Avengers after being split up?

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Don't Call Me the 'H' Word by Lyricalvillain

Spiderman, Incomplete, 7 Chapters, 12,354 Words

The Avengers are a lil too invested in trying to get Spiderman to join the Avengers Initiative, of course this causes problems in the Peter Parker part of his life too.

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Knaves All Three by Ginevra_Benci

Daredevil & Batman & Avengers, Complete, 1 Chapter, 7,922

Foggy finally convinces Matt to attend the gala they've been invited to only for Matt's 'normal person' act to fly out the window as soon as they walk in and he smells Batman in the building with them.

fic recs of the week:

Paint Cans and Sneaking Out by CarrionCarnival

Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 9,191 Words

Damian sneaks out regularly to meet up with his friends in the dark of night and spray paint murals around Gotham, what will he do when on one of these nights Nightwing ends up dropping in on him and his friends?

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The Unsolvable case by CactusJuice25

Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 10,130 Words

Damian realises a case they've just started trying to solve the murder of was actually a mission he completed while still with the loa, he decides not to reveal this to his family in favour of seeing how long it takes them to figure out it was him that did it.

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Damian Wayne's Complete and Absolute Guide to Starting Over by Anonymous

Batfam, Incomplete, 19 Chapters, 66,490 Words

Damian is trying to figure out how to go about his life after being erased from everyone's memories, of course one way or another he keeps being swept into the vicinity of his family.

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Crawl Spaces by GodIsZombie

Batfam, Incomplete, 36 Chapters, 51,892 Words

Damian is confined to a bedroom far from the rest of the family after first arriving to Gotham, in an effort to find a more enclosed place to sleep he stumbles upon a tiny door leading to the crawl spaces between the walls of the manor.

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a little cliché (that's fine by me) by lethewren

Spiderman, Complete, 2 Chapters, 16,371 Words

Peter transfers to midtown high mid school year! the bruises he's always sporting give him a bit of a different reputation than he has in the movies, as usual MJ is trying to figure out wtf this guy's deal is.

fic recs of the week:

help me hold onto you by hollow_city

Spiderman, Complete, 1 Chapter, 3,624 Words

MJ realises Peter's been ignored by Tony since Germany, she decides that's unacceptable and goes off to track down some better mentors for Peter (I don't think it's a secret that I'm always down for a little Tony bashing lmao)

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If We Could Only Utter the Words Left Unsaid by TaintedCure

Batfam, Complete, 7 Chapters, 28,371 Words

Tim can travel back in time every time he dies!! he has to learn the hard way that Jason is able to remember all his deaths oh shit :0

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sometimes this city is nothing but smoke by bysine

MCU, Complete, 1 Chapter, 13,335 Words

Steve has a wee bit of a life crisis after retiring from being Captain America and having no clue wtf he's supposed to do with his life now, cue lots of gardening!

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A Clipped Wing Doesn't Mean You Can't Fly by thornsword

Haikyuu, Complete, 2 Chapters, 11,855 Words

Hinata has a prosthetic leg!!! was like run over by a car when he was 10 and was determined how to re-learn to walk with a prosthetic after seeing the tiny giant so he could play volleyball!!

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What Mountains We Buried on the Island of the Moon by sayasamax3

Haikyuu, Complete, 1 Chapter, 12,672 Words

Yamaguchi and Tsukishima are shipwrecked together on a deserted island! (can you tell I've been obsessed with Haikyuu survival fics lately lmao) they're so adorable jdbdbdhd yams is delirious for the first part of the fic and is convinced that he's a mountain and tsukki is the moon it's so funny tsukki continues to jokingly call yams "mountain-san" lmao

some spiderverse fic recs!🕷️

don't sit too close to the screen by Raayide

Complete, 1 Chapter, 7,512 Words

Miles is stuck in a time loop around the events of ASTV, the other characters pov's of how different he's suddenly acting.

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Teenage Anarchist by gender_bender08

Complete, 1 Chapter, 3,520 Words

Hobie! Centric, how Hobie ended up in the spider society, why he stayed. Pre ATSV

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New Moves by WildInkling

Complete, 1 Chapter, 3,050 Words

Miles takes up ballet!

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Adopting the Tactics by Positive22

Complete, 7 Chapters, 17,367 Words

Basically: Hobie slowly getting adopted into the Morales household.

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aaron davis and the week of weird portal visits by Quillium

Complete, 1 Chapter, 1,501 Words

What happens after Miles ends up in earth-42

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Spinsta (Spidey Insta) by Ravenesta

Complete, 1 Chapter, 2,103 Words

somehow Spiderman got officer Jefferson's phone number? oh I wonder how *wink*

finished fanart of "The Unsteady Retirement of One Mr Peter Benjamin Parker" by aestorian :DD

backgrounds aren't rlly my forte so it took me forever to render before it started looking half decent lmao but I'm pretty happy with how it turned out :33