Curate, connect, and discover
Teacher: I think it’s a reasonable assumption that none of you have ever been shot.
Peter: Umm...
Teacher: Apparently I was wrong. Peter, what the fuck?
Peter: Hehe. Funny story. *jumps out the window*
Ned: Pfft- He’s out of here
Teacher: Do you know how he got shot?
Ned: Uh... *nyooms out the door*
Peter our as Spider-Man talking to a criminal: Where can I find a wheelchair?
Criminal who’s rant was interrupted: What? Why?
Peter: Cause I can’t stand bullshit
A stranger cat calling MJ: Hey gorgeous. Want me to teach you something?
MJ: Sure. I’ve always wanted to know whether someone can die of constipation.
Stranger: Uhhh. What?
MJ: Will you die of constipation?
Stranger:
MJ: Cause you’re full of shit
Peter and Ned laughing: You killed him
Tony scolding Peter for doing stupid and dangerous things on patrol: Why?! You’re going to get yourself killed!
Peter and Loki: Here for a good time not a long time
Shuri coming in with a bottle of bleach: I was summoned and I brought drinks.
Peter: Hey Clint, you’re an ass ass in right?
Clint: What?
Peter: You’re an ass ass in?
Clint: Kid, I have no idea what you’re trying to say
Tony while facepalming: He means assassin