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Loki at Midtown Tech: I have come to kidnap my adopted gremlin friend
Office Lady: I’m not sure who you mean. Would you like to ask over the PA system?
Loki: I would love too.
Loki into the mic: Hey gremlin, we’re gonna fight a god and kick his ass. And then we’re gonna cause mischief with the vent bird
Meanwhile in Peter’s classroom
Teacher: Well that was weird. Probably someone playing a prank...Peter, why are you getting up?
Peter: I’m gonna fight a god, kick ass and cause mischief with the vent bird. It helps a snake and spider de-stress.
Teacher: You know what? I don’t care anymore. “Fight a god” as long as you get your work done.
Ned after a moment: snake... snake... Wait, does that mean that was Loki?!
A stranger cat calling MJ: Hey gorgeous. Want me to teach you something?
MJ: Sure. I’ve always wanted to know whether someone can die of constipation.
Stranger: Uhhh. What?
MJ: Will you die of constipation?
Stranger:
MJ: Cause you’re full of shit
Peter and Ned laughing: You killed him