Foggy : For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Peter Matt & Wade : Okay.
Foggy : If you don't want to die, give me all your money!
Peter : Bold of you to assume I have money.
Matt : Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Peter : Yeah that too.
Wade : Bold of you to assume I can die!
#RedTeam
Time family AU
Barry : I just saw Mom for the first time in years.
Bruce : No way! And…?
Barry : I told mom I was an Olympic gymnast.
Bruce :
Bruce : Why?
Barry : Well, you know when you get nervous socially, you end up lying to impress?
Bruce : No.
Barry : Exactly, we’ve all done it.
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Doctor - dad
Doctor who
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Kaya - mom
Oc
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Logan & Peter Parker
Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman
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Tony Stark & Bruce waine
Marvel - Dc
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John wick
John wick
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Eddie Brock
Marvel
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Dean Winchester
Supernatural
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Mycroft Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Sam winchester
Supernatural
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Jake Peralta
Brooklyn 99
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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn
Dc
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Steve Harrington
Stranger things
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Harry Potter
Harry potter
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Scott McCall & Thomas
Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe
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Malicia/rogue
Marvel
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Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson
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Jenny
Doctor who
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Lisa : Do you love Barry?
Snart : Yeah, I do.
Lisa : Mick! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Mick : We all love Barry. You should've asked if he were IN love with him.
Snart : I thought that was implied.
Mick : ...
Lisa : ...
Snart, looking straight at Mick : Congrats Liz, you just won 100 bucks.
Headcanon - supernatural - Dean
For me Dean is a housekeeping freak, he always tidied up the hotel rooms when they left the room, he always tidied up behind Sam, he always tidied up behind his father. He's used to it.
When Dad was on a hunting trip and Sammy was sleeping, Dean cleans up. He has nothing else to do, he can't sleep, he has to watch Sammy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Now it has become one of his habits. Especially when he's stressed (so often :/) he likes to be in a tidy and clean place, that's just how he is.
Sam is rather a messy person, but only in his room because Mommy Bear Dean is coming for him otherwise. But in general, Sam is really clean. I mean he's lived with Dean all his life.
So yeah, In my opinion the bunker is always very clean🧹
Jean : Do you mind if I slyly mention to Logan that we're poly now?
Scott : Do not do that.
Jean : You won’t even notice!
Logan, entering the room : Jeany, you wanted to see me?
Jean : Scott and I are starting an open relationship, we want to add someone to our relationship!
Scott very embarrassed : JEAN!
Logan :
Logan visibly lost : ...Okay?
Charles enjoying the show :
Barry : *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Oliver : What did you do.
Barry : Nobody died!
Oliver : WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Dean : good night cas I love you!
Castiel : I love you too.
Dean :
Castiel :
Dean : We love you too, Sammy.
Sam, sharing a hotel room with them : thanks, I was honestly feeling a little left out.
Billy : Why do you always attack me with words?
Steve : Why ? Do you want me to use my Bat?
Rhodey : What did Tony do this time?
Pepper : More like WHO did Tony do this time.
Damian : You use emojies like a straight guy.
Tim : It's literally the worst thing you ever said to me.
*Everyone is giving advice to Sam*
Jody : It's okay to ask for help.
Bobby : You're not a burden.
Dean : Murder is okay.
Castiel : Your feelings matter.