Billy : Why Do You Always Attack Me With Words?

Scott : Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

Stiles : It’s just you.

Stiles is so done with him

Time family AU

Sherlock : Harley, I need some advice.

Harley : You need advice from ME?

Sherlock : Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

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Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

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Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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Ethan : You wanna fight?! You got one!

Stiles : Okay! *raises fists*

*Scott runs in, scoops Stiles up in his arms, and runs away carrying him*

Ethan and Aiden :

Aiden : What?

Stiles likes problems :)

And

Scott is stressed ^^'

Caitlin : Yesterday, I overheard Barry saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Cisco replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

You got me back on my Superflarrow Siblings (what I call Kara, Oliver, and Barry) bullsh*t - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? :P:P:P

Kara : Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?

Oliver : I gotta give you credit, Barry. You make it look easy.

Barry : Years of practice.

Come back to the dark side ;)

Iris : Once someone interviewed Flash and asked him what he thought of the police. Flash replied that they're was all nice, except for the forensic pathologist Barry Allen who was according to him, and I quote, a jerk with a crappy name.

"Seriously, whose name is Bartholomew? This guy is a nuisance to humanity" Flash's words, not mine.

Iris : Later I found Barry watching the interview and insulting the Flash. And i quote : "Get yourself a real job before you insult me, you bitch! "

I already knew that Barry had mental problems, but from that day on I decided to drag him to therapy.

Snart : Barry?

Barry : What?

Snart : Where is my cold gun??

Barry : What?

Snart : Where. Is. My. Cold. Gun.

Barry : I, huuunn... I put it away.

Snart : I NEED IT!!

Barry : OH NO. don't even think about going playing superheroes trough time! WE'VE BEEN PLANING THIS EVENING FOR TWO MONTHS

Snart : THE LEGEND ARE IN DANGER!

Barry : MY SEX LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!

Snart : YOU TELL ME WHERE MY COLD GUN IS RED. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD YOU WANTED SO MUCH!

Barry : GREATER GOOD?!?!? I. AM. YOUR. HUSBAND. THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA DO IS BEING WITH ME THIS EVENING!!!

Jack : The floor's lava!

Castiel : *helping Dean onto the table*

Gabriel : *kicks Sam off the sofa*

Charlie : There are two types of boyfriends.

Just thinking about non-binary Steve who wears skirts when he's home alone, because if he goes out in a skirt he's going to get punch. And imagine the party just walking into Steve's house for Dnd, and Steve is right there with his skirt and and her apron with "Best Mom" written on it, greeting the party as if it were the most normal thing in the world.

And everybody's just kind of : 😀?

Caitlin : Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

Barry : I- what?

Snart : My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.

Lisa : It’s called connotations.

Cisco : Try this one on for size, “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” vs “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty."

Mick : Great news! Language is now banned!