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Incorrect Quotes Coldflash - Blog Posts
Barry : My boyfriend and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other!
Snart : We've been awake since Friday.
Barry : Well IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-
Snart : Barry?
Barry : What?
Snart : Where is my cold gun??
Barry : What?
Snart : Where. Is. My. Cold. Gun.
Barry : I, huuunn... I put it away.
Snart : I NEED IT!!
Barry : OH NO. don't even think about going playing superheroes trough time! WE'VE BEEN PLANING THIS EVENING FOR TWO MONTHS
Snart : THE LEGEND ARE IN DANGER!
Barry : MY SEX LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!
Snart : YOU TELL ME WHERE MY COLD GUN IS RED. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD YOU WANTED SO MUCH!
Barry : GREATER GOOD?!?!? I. AM. YOUR. HUSBAND. THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA DO IS BEING WITH ME THIS EVENING!!!
Snart : do you want to know your gay name?
Barry : my... My gay name??
Snart : yeah, it's your first name-
Barry : Haha. Very funny lenny-
Snart, getting down on one knee : -and my last name.
Barry : oh- oh mY GOD!
Lisa : Lenny isn’t answering his phone!
Barry : I’ll call!
Lisa : Mick and I have both tried six times each, he will not an-
Snart over the phone : Scarlet?
Lisa :
Lisa : YOU FUCKING SIMP-
Snart : *Laying face down on the bar*
Lisa : So Flash said he liked you?
Snart, muffled : Yeah.
Mick :
Mick : and you asked him to marry you?
Snart : Yeah...
Lisa : And??!! How’d he react?!
Snart : I Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more!
*Meanwhile*
Barry, kicking in the door to the iris’s room with 12 bottles of champagne : Iris! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!
Arrowverse In the middle of a fight
Snart in the middle of shooting Alien : Barry!! Will you marry me?!
Barry fighting Alien : I don't think now's is the best time Lenny!
Snart : Now may be the only time!
Snart reuniting with Barry in the middle of the battlefield : I love you.
Snart : I've made my choice, what's your?
Barry : ...
Barry : OLLIE!
Snart : Wha-
Barry : MARRY US!
Oliver facing aliens on the other side : I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT!
Lisa : Hey Lenny, wanna third wheel on my date with Cisco tomorrow?
Snart : Sure.
Lisa : Barry! Wanna third wheel on my date with Cisco tomorrow?
Barry : Sure!
Lisa : Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Snart and Barry : ...
Cisco dying of laughter : Lis oh my god!
Barry : *exists*
Snart : This means nothing. I'm sure these feelings will fade.
*6 years later getting married*
Snart : Any day now.
Mick being the best man : Dude.
Lisa : Ooh, somebody has a crush
Snart : Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Flash I just think his interesting, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.
*Later that night*
Snart, very much awake : Uh oh.
Iris : Barry, I know you snuck out to see Snart last night.
Barry : If you tell Joe I swear I’ll murder you, and he'll never find the body.
Iris : Five bucks?
Barry : Fine.
Lisa : Do you love Barry?
Snart : Yeah, I do.
Lisa : Mick! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Mick : We all love Barry. You should've asked if he were IN love with him.
Snart : I thought that was implied.
Mick : ...
Lisa : ...
Snart, looking straight at Mick : Congrats Liz, you just won 100 bucks.
Barry texting Iris
Barry : Bad news—Cisco locked himself outside of his own house.
Barry : Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Barry : Bad news—Cisco finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies.
Barry : Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it.
Barry : Bad news—it was Snart, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He know.
Computer : Please enter a password.
Snart : *type Barry*
Computer : Your password is too weak.
Snart : How fucking DARE YOU-
Barry : Hey I'm about to get in the shower, you wanna join me?
Snart : there's a pistolet taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don't stop until I'm dead.
Barry : What are you in the mood for?
Snart : World domination.
Barry : That's a bit ambitious.
Snart : You are my world.
Barry : Aww...
Snart :
Barry :
Snart :
Barry : OH!
*At the police station*
Barry : Hi, I'm here for Len.
Police officer : who's Len?
Barry : Ah, you must be new.
Iris : How was the honeymoon?
Barry : Len got drunk and set our marriage certificate on fire.
Barry : He said, "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt"
Iris : ...
Barry being a simp : I love him so much...