Barry texting Iris
Barry : Bad news—Cisco locked himself outside of his own house.
Barry : Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Barry : Bad news—Cisco finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies.
Barry : Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it.
Barry : Bad news—it was Snart, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He know.
Steve : While I'm gone, you're in charge Dustin, Erica.
Dustin pointing his fist in the air : Yes!
Erica : Nice.
Mike and Lucas : WHY THEM!?
Steve, whispering to Max and Will : You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to throw a tantrum.
Max : Obviously.
Will : *nodding*
El : *giggling*
Charlie : *running towards Dean with open arms*
Dean : *moves out of the way*
Charlie : Hey, why'd you move?!
Dean : I thought you were going to attack me?
Charlie : I was going to hug you??
Dean : Why would you hug me?
Charlie : WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
Eddie, staring lovingly at Steve : I would die for you.
Steve, doing his own thing : Then perish.
Snart : *Laying face down on the bar*
Lisa : So Flash said he liked you?
Snart, muffled : Yeah.
Mick :
Mick : and you asked him to marry you?
Snart : Yeah...
Lisa : And??!! How’d he react?!
Snart : I Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more!
*Meanwhile*
Barry, kicking in the door to the iris’s room with 12 bottles of champagne : Iris! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!
Castiel : Dean, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Dean : I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Castiel : Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Sam.
Can we talk about the obvious lack of time travel fic in supernatural? I'm totally outraged, where are the hundreds of fanfics where Dean goes back in time and fixes all the problems? (bonus point if Sam is with him)
I'm not going to say I'm disappointed, but I am. :(
Anyway, if you have time travel fic (with Dean) to suggest to me I'll take it :')
Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.
Sam : How do I ask someone to go out with me?
Dean : Well-
Castiel : Don't ask him, he asked me out on a MaCDO parking lot.
Sam : ...And you still said... yes?
Barry doing flash business : I need someone to take me to art museums and make out with me.
Leonard doing captain cold business : But they said not to touch the masterpieces?
Barry : Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall...
Mick to the rogue and the team flash : This is Mick. Those idiots are flirting again.
Cisco : Every fucking time!
Eddie : Relationships should be 50/50. Steve cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.