Sam : How Do I Ask Someone To Go Out With Me?

Rhodey : What did Tony do this time?

Pepper : More like WHO did Tony do this time.

Jack : How do Sam and Dean usually get out of these messes?

Castiel : They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

Oliver picking up the phone : Hello?

Barry : It's Barry.

Oliver : What did he do this time.

Barry : What ? No! Oliver it's me !

Oliver : What did you do this time.

*at an mission*

Barry : Can you carry me on your back, like you did with Caitlin?!

Mick : I don't think Snart would like that.

Barry : *pouts*

*Later*

Barry : *Getting carried by Mick*

Snart : What the hell??

Mick : What was I supposed to do? Say no???

Logan to Scott : Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?

Ororo : You did.

Hank : You said "Scott should be boss."

Jean : And then you said "let's vote" and it was unanimous.

Gambit : And then you made him this little plaque that said "Boss of Us" and you put little sparkles on it.

Logan : Valid points, all.

Kara : I have a bad feeling about this...

Barry : What do you mean?

Kara : Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Barry : No?

Oliver : That actually explains so much.

Tony : Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Rogers.

Big bad guy : how did none of you hear my evil speech?!

Barry : I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half days-

Kara : I got distracted halfway through!

Oliver : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Headcanon - supernatural - Dean

For me Dean is a housekeeping freak, he always tidied up the hotel rooms when they left the room, he always tidied up behind Sam, he always tidied up behind his father. He's used to it.

When Dad was on a hunting trip and Sammy was sleeping, Dean cleans up. He has nothing else to do, he can't sleep, he has to watch Sammy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Now it has become one of his habits. Especially when he's stressed (so often :/) he likes to be in a tidy and clean place, that's just how he is.

Sam is rather a messy person, but only in his room because Mommy Bear Dean is coming for him otherwise. But in general, Sam is really clean. I mean he's lived with Dean all his life.

So yeah, In my opinion the bunker is always very clean🧹

Jonathan : I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Argyle : Weight loss? Drink water.

Robin : Clear skin? Drink water.

Steve : Want to get rid of someone? Drown them

Everyone :