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Lisa : Lenny isn’t answering his phone!
Barry : I’ll call!
Lisa : Mick and I have both tried six times each, he will not an-
Snart over the phone : Scarlet?
Lisa :
Lisa : YOU FUCKING SIMP-
Snart : *Laying face down on the bar*
Lisa : So Flash said he liked you?
Snart, muffled : Yeah.
Mick :
Mick : and you asked him to marry you?
Snart : Yeah...
Lisa : And??!! How’d he react?!
Snart : I Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more!
*Meanwhile*
Barry, kicking in the door to the iris’s room with 12 bottles of champagne : Iris! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!
Barry : That is absolutely ridiculous! Snart does not have a crush on me!
Caitlin : Yes he does.
Cisco : He's absolutely does.
Mick : He does.
Lisa : duh obviously!
Snart : Yes I do.
Lisa : Do you love Barry?
Snart : Yeah, I do.
Lisa : Mick! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Mick : We all love Barry. You should've asked if he were IN love with him.
Snart : I thought that was implied.
Mick : ...
Lisa : ...
Snart, looking straight at Mick : Congrats Liz, you just won 100 bucks.
Rant ahead: Bart and the Rogues Gallery.
Why is it that every speedster has some sort of relationship with the rogues except for the one that it actually would make sense if he had one. Are you seriously telling me Bart Henry Allen-Thawne II has NO correlation to them at ALL, but Wally and Barry do???
I get Barry ‘believes’ in them or whatever, but that doesn’t mean they’re automatic buddies. He has major trust issues and doesn’t even like turning his back around them!
And Wally? Wally has this weird thing against villains, no matter how small the crime. I mean, he broke up a friendship that he had for YEARS with Hartley Rathaway because Pied Piper went off book for a mission that was for A GOOD CAUSE.
Bart Allen’s half brother Owen is in the rogues. His twin clone is in the rogues. Digger knew his mother, and I’m sure he’d want to know more about her. He’s an outcasted flashfam member that needs a home because every family he’s been put into disappeared or died. First Max and then Jay, then the Titans disbanded. He doesn’t belong to any timeline, never met his father, abandoned by his mother so he wouldn’t be kidnapped by science cops, sent by his own evil Grandpa! That sounds like just about any other rogue sob story. And yet he has no connection to them. AT ALL. Which is just… Mind boggling!
And the one issue he gets with them, the rogues KILL him?? Which is totally out of character for them because one of their main rules is NO KILLING FLASHES. With time and character development, I’m sure Thad will come around and Bart will give him a chance, no matter how skeptical he is, because it’s what Max wanted for them and that was Bart’s goddamn dad, so help me! And Bart really doesn’t mind the whole villain thing either; he’s held casual conversation with the JOKER. Are you kidding me??
Do y’all understand how upsetting this is, or am I the only one???
Caitlin : Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
Barry : I- what?
Snart : My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.
Lisa : It’s called connotations.
Cisco : Try this one on for size, “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” vs “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty."
Mick : Great news! Language is now banned!
*at an mission*
Barry : Can you carry me on your back, like you did with Caitlin?!
Mick : I don't think Snart would like that.
Barry : *pouts*
*Later*
Barry : *Getting carried by Mick*
Snart : What the hell??
Mick : What was I supposed to do? Say no???
Barry doing flash business : I need someone to take me to art museums and make out with me.
Leonard doing captain cold business : But they said not to touch the masterpieces?
Barry : Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall...
Mick to the rogue and the team flash : This is Mick. Those idiots are flirting again.
Cisco : Every fucking time!
That's very.... her, I cannot lie
Felicity holding an umbrella for Mick, a dynamic I do not understand but that I enjoy (requested)
Mick: *sighing loudly* why r you both like this? You're perfect for each other in yer own, stupid way n please continue, but... just why?
no but do you think after learning more about barry's history, len ever looked back on his first flirty one-liner from the train like *closes eyes* "does your mom know you're out past your bedtime? jesus. why did i say that. why the fuck did i SAY THAT"
OK but think about it.......
Plot twist, yeah..........
Mick is right
Coldflash happen somehow anyway
Barry and Len and Mick are in prison at the same time AU except it’s Mick and Len being totally baffled by how this doe eyed gangly kid is not only completely avoiding being harassed but somehow whenever anyone starts to act out and they’re anywhere within eyeshot of him, they just. Have an accident. Mick is convinced Barry Allen is the Antichrist or something. Len thinks the truth is way more interesting than that.
Last night's episode of Legends... Have me wonder what happen to Sara as she was kidnapped by the 👽. What will Aliens want to do with Sara? Torture her or what?! That kill me!!!!
Plus Please bring her back home to her girlfriend and Legends family 2021!!!!
I realized something. Last night's Legends episode have literally everyone died expect for Zari, and Charlie. Remember, Legends never dies.
I'm watching DC's Legends of Tomorrow season 1 episode 11 "Magnificent Eight". I'm fainted right now, as they walk in slow mode..... 🙈
I'm watching DC's Legends of Tomorrow. Praise Beebo, God of War! As he make appearance, I said "Beebo, Beebo, Beebo!" By the way, this is Season 3 episode 9. I rewatch that show few times, so I can chose random episodes, and I choose that!
New book! 😁 Click the link if you want to!
Young Englishman named Rip Hunter, who lose his wife and son to a villain name Savage. Originally, he should have been enlist 8 people included himself, but he felt like that he need one more. He have a timeship name Waverider. He was former Time Master, but after Savage kill his family, Rip Hunter felt like he need to do something to save History, and it's timelines.
There are 9 people that Rip Hunter need to find in order to defeat Savage, so he decided to go to Star City first, then Central City, and they have to travel back in time to the year of 2012, in New York. Those 9 people are unfit, differents than any superheroes, because they are usually reject opportunity to do their own saving...
First person that Rip Hunter recruit is Ray Palmer, who worked along with Green Arrow, Oliver Queen. Ray Palmer is Atom, suit created by himself, because he have 4 majors in PHD. Rip Hunter use flashlight sort of thing to knock him out.
Second person is former assassin who name is Sara Lance. Sometime, she worked along with Green Arrow, but not all the time, because she were the one who were resurrection from Lazarus's Pit, left her with something that is missing. She have sister name Laurel Lance, and they're the tight best friend and sisters.
People are superhero who name is Firestorm. What require to become like that is auto mechanic, Jefferson Jackson, and Profession Martin Stein. Martin Stein used to have a partner but unfortunately he died, while saving the world. His former partner is Ronnie Raymond. Jefferson and Martin were knocked out by Rip Hunter.
There are two best friends/criminals who always get in trouble often. Their name is Mick Rory and Leonard Snart. Mick Rory's nickname is Heat Wave, and Leonard Snart's Captain Cold. One night, they are robbed a bank, and Englishman show up, and knocked them out.
There are two lovers who lived and died for 4,000 years. They always get a new lives whatever Savage murdered them after that. Kendra Saunder was a bastria two month ago in Central City, and she start to have memories of her past life. Carter Hall found her while working along with Flash for short time before Englishman knock them out once again...
Year of 2012, New York
Rip told his team that he felt like that this team need one more. Sara told him "Will this person be useful to us"? He sighs, and told her "Yeah, this person will be useful, but you guys need to learn how she communication". They're confused, and told him "what is it, Rip"?
Rip told his team "promise me that you will not tell this person what will happen to her in future"... They give him a nod, as he explain to them, and he said " In the year of 2023, someone who is disgraceful enough will achieve their destiny to kill this person, why, the reason is unclear"....
As the night come, team go and look for this person who will be useful to them, as they looking for her. Sara were felt really conflict about whatever to tell this person or not...
Lily Archer's POV
I was leaping across the building, as vigilante, because I don't want my team Avengers to know that I'm unfit to be a hero. The reason why is that when I first show up, they feel like I'm completely their puzzle, but I want more than that. I have bow and arrows on my back, as I were leaping across the building, and come across far building.
I sighs, because I have power yeah. But I don't use them in almost a year. I step backward, as I pray to myself that my power will be awake up by now. I run, and push myself forward. My wings come out of my back, as I roll myself down on the roof of a building. There are team stand there, and man who I assume is Englishman.....
Rip Hunter's POV
I step forward, as I told this person, used my hands to communicate "we need you to help us kill Savage, my name is Rip Hunter, and this is my team."