OK but think about it.......
Plot twist, yeah..........
Mick is right
Coldflash happen somehow anyway
Barry and Len and Mick are in prison at the same time AU except it’s Mick and Len being totally baffled by how this doe eyed gangly kid is not only completely avoiding being harassed but somehow whenever anyone starts to act out and they’re anywhere within eyeshot of him, they just. Have an accident. Mick is convinced Barry Allen is the Antichrist or something. Len thinks the truth is way more interesting than that.
Another AO3 thing I’m curious about, how do yall decide if something is good enough to read? Usually I follow a rule of 1 kudos for every 10 hits. One because it’s easy math and two it’s yet to fail me. Thoughts? Do you just go for it and pray it’s good?
I told myself I would stop with the Steve is a mom joke for a while, but this popped into my head, but I do feel like Steve might overcompensate in s5:
Jonathan: Does Dustin know you're not his father?
Steve: *scoffs* Of course he does.
Nancy: Then why are you fixing him chocolate milk and cutting the crusts off his grilled cheese?
Steve: Because they're his favorite, and he doesn't like the crusts.
Jonathan: Well, you know, you don't have to do it.
Steve: And just leave the crusts on? Hasn't he been through enough? Dustin, come get your food!
Dustin: Thanks, Mo - I mean, Steve. By the way, uh, mom can't take me my doctor's appointment, can you?
Steve: Sure. *Dustin walks out.* See, he knows I'm not his dad.
Nancy: *narrows eyes* He almost called you mom.
Jonathan: Why are we dating him again?
Nancy: Because we both agreed that we loved him.
Steve: Hilarious.
I'm sorry, this is too fuckin cute
El being wholesome with Steve. El being wholesome with Steve. The weird sibling duo we didn’t know we needed. I need more of it. I might do it….no I’ve done enough of them…
Okay, okay. But just picture this:
The kids trying to embarrass Steve all the time with photos and stories to Eddie, but El ruins it every.single.time. because she is so unbelievably wholesome when it comes to Steve.
Here is everyone pulling out scoops photos (which Eddie actually loves thank you very much) and sharing stories about his failed dates. Dustin tells Eddie specifically about the time he was teaching Lucas basketball and Lucas threw the ball too hard at the backboard and hit Steve in the face.
So they are all poking fun at Steve in his and Robin’s apartment (because in every universe these platonic soulmates live together) and there is just El who randomly chimes in:
“Steve took me to this thing called a ren faire once. It was very fun. We both looked really pretty.”
Eddie absolutely melts at the story and gushes over the photos she has.
And everyone gets quiet every time, because no one wants to criticize El, but one time Max gently goes, “You know that’s like….nice right? We’re making fun of him.”
Everyone one expects her to being embarrassed or confused but instead she simple says.
“I know. I don’t like it. Steve’s nice.”
And she embarrasses everyone, except Robin and Eddie who are the only ones Steve never gets upset with when they make fun of him. They all mumble out apologies, and Steve turns to Dustin and goes:
“This is why she gets a special section in the freezer. All different flavors of eggos.”
El’s eyes get wide. “Even the blueberry ones?”
Steve gives her hair a tousle, “Especially the blueberry ones.”
did anyone else read this in brendan frasers voice?
no..? just me...?
ok
I tell you this made me laugh way harder than it should have...
Love everything about this post
Could you reblog this if you enjoy seeing your writer friends ramble about their wips on your dash?