Mick: *sighing Loudly* Why R You Both Like This? You're Perfect For Each Other In Yer Own, Stupid Way

Adorable

semiaquatic secret agent

Yes

on one hand i want a nightwing movie, but on the other hand i know they’d totally prob fuck him up and try to make him ~gritty~ like batman

“ooh i’m getting all my tattoos removed bc tattoos aren’t cool anymore they’re out of style and no longer match my aesthetic” i’m not gonna mince words anymore if you got tattoos because they were a cool aesthetic and not because you actually wanted them then you’re a fucking idiot

wish i could call in bitchy to work

England, East yorkshire

French fries

Crisps

Looks like a cheese scone

Biscuits

Fizzy

Sweets

Cigarettes

Hat

Candy floss

i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

Reblog to make a transphobe uncomfortable eating M&M’s

Jonathan: Be quiet, they have armed guards at that door.

*door bursts open with knocked out dude falling out it. Nancy steps over him*

Steve: No, they don't.

Chimney: *exasperated, just tryna drink his coffee*Oh for gods sake, guys just get a room already!

Buck: It's so hot here * unbuttons shirt*

Eddie: why do you unbutton my shirt?

Buck: Because i can see how those babies need to breathe *touches and tugs Eddie's chest hair*

Askghjdfhgd buck so would but eddie would unbothon bucks shirt right back because he can't be the only one with his tiddies out

i had a 4 hour drive today so i put on the revenge of the sith audiobook and the part where palpatine tells anakin to kill dooku came on right around the time that i saw a cybertruck and for a brief and beautiful moment when he said "do it" i had the urge to ram my honda full on into that shitty ass car

So if yall didn’t know, in The Hobbit book, Thranduil had the Dwarves locked up for approximately weeks, and Bilbo was just invisible and wandering in the palace the entire time, vibing miserably.

My headcanon, therefore, is that the Mirkwood Elves now have a local legend about a ghost haunting Thranduil’s palace, never seen but generally thought to be harmless. Thranduil scoffs at the idea, but has been seen glancing around at the dark corners of rooms. Legolas fully believes in it and is known to say hello out loud when he enters an empty room, in case the ghost is nearby.

It’s not until Legolas joins the Fellowship that he figures out that the supposed ghost was actually an invisible Bilbo the whole time. He never tells Thranduil, because he thinks it’s funny to see his regal father unnerved by the idea of a ghost.