Barry Doing Flash Business : I Need Someone To Take Me To Art Museums And Make Out With Me.

Jason : Why am I the bad guy?

Dick : I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

Gabriel : How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Sam : Gabriel, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Gabriel : So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

angry Dean storming down the hallway

Gabriel : uh oh.

Sam : What?

Gabriel : i see an angry brother heading our way.

Sam : yours or mine?

Gabriel : does it matter?

Sam : if it's yours, there's a chance we'll live, but if it's mine, we're dead.

Store Worker : Would a “Dick” please come to the front desk?

Dick, arriving at the desk : Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing to Jason and Damian : I believe they belong to you?

Jason and Damian, simultaneously: We got lost.

Dick : I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

Steve : I think i should adopt another kids.

Robin : No.

Steve : Why not?

Robin : Because by "kid", you mean traumatized teenagers, with who you were with was in life-or-death situations, and you already have 5 of them.

Steve holding up Will and El : 7!

Time family AU

Dean : Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Dean : ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Thomas : ...That took an unexpected turn.

Steve : So did their neck.

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

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Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

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Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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Can we talk about the obvious lack of time travel fic in supernatural? I'm totally outraged, where are the hundreds of fanfics where Dean goes back in time and fixes all the problems? (bonus point if Sam is with him)

I'm not going to say I'm disappointed, but I am. :(

Anyway, if you have time travel fic (with Dean) to suggest to me I'll take it :')

*The party sitting in jail together*

Max : So who should we call?

Mike : I’d call Steve, but I feel safer in jail.

Tony : I have a plan!

Rhodey : Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.

Tony : …

Rhodey : …

Tony : I no longer have a plan.

*after the Family has been separated for a few years*

Friday : So what have you been up to recently?

Pepper : Leading a revolution with Peter.

Harley : Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

America : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Harley : I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Rhodey?

Christine : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Tony?

Stephen : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Jarvis?

Peter : Cult leader.

Friday : Yeah, that sounds about right.