*after the Family has been separated for a few years*
Friday : So what have you been up to recently?
Pepper : Leading a revolution with Peter.
Harley : Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.
America : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!
Harley : I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Rhodey?
Christine : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Tony?
Stephen : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Jarvis?
Peter : Cult leader.
Friday : Yeah, that sounds about right.
“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional
Tony bleeding out after fighting bad guys : Is he staring at me?
Rhodey trying to stop the bleeding : Of course he’s staring at you, you’re bleeding out.
Tony : But is he staring at me in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" Or "ahh he looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way?
Rhodey no longer putting pressure on the wound to stare at Tony blankly :
Rhodey : What.
Pepper : He’s staring at you in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" type of way. Why would he think it’s hot?!
Stephen staring at Tony in a "ahh he’s looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way : I mean...
Wong : For fuck sake!
Dean : Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Dean : Castiel is still mad about it, but me and Charlie were drunk and thought it was funny.
Sam : Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
Dean : *raises hand*
Castiel : *puts his hand down*
Billy : Why do you always attack me with words?
Steve : Why ? Do you want me to use my Bat?
Iris : Barry, I know you snuck out to see Snart last night.
Barry : If you tell Joe I swear I’ll murder you, and he'll never find the body.
Iris : Five bucks?
Barry : Fine.
Stephen : Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Pepper...
Tony : As you should be.
Stephen : No, for real, she's kind of-
Tony : As. You. Should. Be.
Computer : Please enter a password.
Snart : *type Barry*
Computer : Your password is too weak.
Snart : How fucking DARE YOU-
Steve : I think i should adopt another kids.
Robin : No.
Steve : Why not?
Robin : Because by "kid", you mean traumatized teenagers, with who you were with was in life-or-death situations, and you already have 5 of them.
Steve holding up Will and El : 7!