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Tony : *Seeing Stephen wearing nice clothes*
Tony smiling : I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person ?
Stephen :
Stephen : I forgot to ask you, didn't I ?
Tony :
Tony bursting out laughing : You sure did! Give me 5 minutes and I'm yours!
Tony bleeding out after fighting bad guys : Is he staring at me?
Rhodey trying to stop the bleeding : Of course he’s staring at you, you’re bleeding out.
Tony : But is he staring at me in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" Or "ahh he looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way?
Rhodey no longer putting pressure on the wound to stare at Tony blankly :
Rhodey : What.
Pepper : He’s staring at you in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" type of way. Why would he think it’s hot?!
Stephen staring at Tony in a "ahh he’s looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way : I mean...
Wong : For fuck sake!
Tony : Bro-
Stephen : No, no, hold up, rewind.
Stephen : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
Tony : God, if only someone loved me…
Stephen : *standing behind hum with roses*
Bucky : *holding box of chocolates*
Quill : *has balloons and a card*
Pepper : *facepalms* This is sad.
Tony texting Pepper
Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS
Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!
Pepper : Please stop talking.
Tony : I never tell people off the bat that I'm Bi. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm Bi right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Stephen :
Stephen : I like you.
Christine : so, Stephen, there's a rumor going around that you're into Tony stark?
Stephen : Rumor?
Stephen : are you telling me some people doubt it?
Christine : where are you going??
Stephen : I need to fix this. There shouldn't be any doubt!