Sam : Is There Anyone Here Who’s Actually Straight?

Tony : No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Rhodey : Your life?

Tony : I- well yes, but-

#He tries :')

#poor baby

Billy : Why do you always attack me with words?

Steve : Why ? Do you want me to use my Bat?

Castiel : I knew you were going to be stressed so I brought back some pie.

Dean taking the pie : God I love you.

Castiel : I love you too Dean.

Dean :

Castiel : You were talking to the pie, weren’t you?

Dean : I can love two things.

*The party sitting in jail together*

Max : So who should we call?

Mike : I’d call Steve, but I feel safer in jail.

Gabriel : What are your adjectives?

Sam : …You mean my pronouns?

Gabriel : No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?

Sam : …I dunno. What are yours?

Gabriel : Noisy and chaotic!

Sam : I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

Gabriel : How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Sam : Gabriel, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Gabriel : So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

*talking on the phone*

Oliver : Remember how I said that Barry and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?

Dig : Yeah…

Oliver : Well, we’re in jail.

Dig : *hangs up*

Dig want to die

Sometime they take Kara

Peter : did you tell everyone we're dating?

Wade : Yes, Petey. I have no self control and I told everyone we're dating.

Peter : OK, no need for sarcasm.

Wade : No, seriously. I have no self control and told everyone that we know, from Avenger, fantastic four, X-men, and the Sinistres Six.

Peter : THE SINISTRES SIX ?!

Wade : and the daily bugle...

J. Jonah Jameson on TV : Spiderman is dating Deadpool! Another proof that he is not a hero!

Wade : I'm sorry...

Peter is regretting is life choice

Time family AU

Dean : Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Dean : ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Thomas : ...That took an unexpected turn.

Steve : So did their neck.

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

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Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

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Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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