Billy : Why do you always attack me with words?
Steve : Why ? Do you want me to use my Bat?
Coldflash.
one of the most ship dynamics of all time
Jason : Why am I the bad guy?
Dick : I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
Oliver : I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Barry, Kara, and Sara : ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!!!
Time family AU
Doctor - dad
Doctor who
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Kaya - mom
Oc
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Logan & Peter Parker
Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman
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Tony Stark & Bruce waine
Marvel - Dc
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John wick
John wick
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Eddie Brock
Marvel
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Dean Winchester
Supernatural
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Mycroft Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Sam winchester
Supernatural
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Jake Peralta
Brooklyn 99
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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn
Dc
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Steve Harrington
Stranger things
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Harry Potter
Harry potter
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Scott McCall & Thomas
Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe
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Malicia/rogue
Marvel
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Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson
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Jenny
Doctor who
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Mom and Dad compilation
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Doctor : I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Kaya : And I need you to be less vague and weird.
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Doctor : Honey, is that legal?
Kaya : When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
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Kaya, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Doctor!12 : A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Kaya :
Kaya : Water you doing?
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Police Officer : You have the right to remain silent.
Doctor : I choose to waive that right!
Doctor : *screaming*
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Kaya : So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Doctor and not do the thing,
Kaya : Well there’s a clear right answer here.
Kaya : *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*
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Doctor, to Kaya : Well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.
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Doctor : Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Kaya : All the time.
Doctor : Then you should be used to it by now.
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Kaya : I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.
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Doctor : Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.
Kaya : Go the fuck to sleep Doctor.
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Kaya : Everyone has a toxic trait. Except my husband, they’re perfect.
Doctor : Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon!
Dean : Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Dean : Castiel is still mad about it, but me and Charlie were drunk and thought it was funny.
Barry : Hey how are you?
Snart : I would die for you.
Barry :
Snart : I mean, I'm good and you?
*At the police station*
Barry : Hi, I'm here for Len.
Police officer : who's Len?
Barry : Ah, you must be new.
Rufus : Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Bobby : I gotta give you credit, Idjits. You make it look easy.
Dean and Sam : Years of practice.
Having wincest in my "For you" makes me want to die 😄👍