Having Wincest In My "For You" Makes Me Want To Die 😄👍

angry Dean storming down the hallway

Gabriel : uh oh.

Sam : What?

Gabriel : i see an angry brother heading our way.

Sam : yours or mine?

Gabriel : does it matter?

Sam : if it's yours, there's a chance we'll live, but if it's mine, we're dead.

Tony : You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Rhodey : I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Tony : Absolutely not.

AU with Steddie and Platonic Stobin, who meets the AU where Steve is a girl, and so in this universe it's Stobin and Platonic Steddie

Gabriel : Samsquatch is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?

Crowley : Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he double over in pain, kiss him.

Charlie : Tackle him!

Castiel : Dump him.

Jack : Kick him in the shin!

Sam : No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

Bruce : What am I doing wrong?

Harley : do you want me to answer as a friend or a therapist?

Bruce : as a friend.

Harley : see a therapist

Sam : Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Dean : *raises hand*

Castiel : *puts his hand down*

If Peter parker was really a trainee

Peter : Here you go, Mr. Stark, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Tony : It's cold.

Peter : A nice cup of coffee.

Tony : It's horrible.

Peter : Cup of coffee.

Tony : I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.

Peter : C U P.

Sam : How do I ask someone to go out with me?

Dean : Well-

Castiel : Don't ask him, he asked me out on a MaCDO parking lot.

Sam : ...And you still said... yes?

Castiel : What happened to your nose???

Dean : I used him to break other guy's nose!

Just thinking about non-binary Steve who wears skirts when he's home alone, because if he goes out in a skirt he's going to get punch. And imagine the party just walking into Steve's house for Dnd, and Steve is right there with his skirt and and her apron with "Best Mom" written on it, greeting the party as if it were the most normal thing in the world.

And everybody's just kind of : 😀?