If Peter Parker Was Really A Trainee

Dean : good night cas I love you!

Castiel : I love you too.

Dean :

Castiel :

Dean : We love you too, Sammy.

Sam, sharing a hotel room with them : thanks, I was honestly feeling a little left out.

Jean : Do you mind if I slyly mention to Logan that we're poly now?

Scott : Do not do that.

Jean : You won’t even notice!

Logan, entering the room : Jeany, you wanted to see me?

Jean : Scott and I are starting an open relationship, we want to add someone to our relationship!

Scott very embarrassed : JEAN!

Logan :

Logan visibly lost : ...Okay?

Charles enjoying the show :

Wade : Pfft, you should meet Spidey, he's such a tsundere.

Logan : He... He just stabbed you.

Wade : So cute.

AU with Steddie and Platonic Stobin, who meets the AU where Steve is a girl, and so in this universe it's Stobin and Platonic Steddie

I have so much weird AU, like, the one where. Steve (harrington) is Dean and Castiel kid. Like the fuck? But I fucking don't care I love it 🙏

Castiel : So how’s the food Dean made?

Steve : It's great! Compliments to Him!

Castiel : *goes to the kitchen*

Castiel : You're adorable.

Dean : *blushes*

━

Dean : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Castiel, whispering : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Kid Steve, whispering : Because I have little hands.

Castiel : Because he have little hands.

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Steve : Can we go out to get icecream?

Dean : Did you ask Castiel?

Steve : He said no.

Dean : Then why did you ask me?

Steve : He's not the boss of you.

Dean, internally : It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

━

Steve : And now for a gay update with my parents.

Dean : Getting gayer.

Steve : Thank you, Dad.

━

Dean : *yawns*

Castiel : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Dean : Then you must be exhuasted.

Steve : Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

━

Sometimes I read posts on Tumblr from 10 years ago, and I regret not having signed up before, but then I remember that I was 6 years old ten years ago :^

Siblings

Iris : Barry, I'm sad...

Barry, Holds out arms for a hug : It's going to be okay!

VS

Lisa : Lenny, I'm sad...

Snart, nodding : mood.

*after the Family has been separated for a few years*

Friday : So what have you been up to recently?

Pepper : Leading a revolution with Peter.

Harley : Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

America : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Harley : I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Rhodey?

Christine : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Tony?

Stephen : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Jarvis?

Peter : Cult leader.

Friday : Yeah, that sounds about right.

angry Dean storming down the hallway

Gabriel : uh oh.

Sam : What?

Gabriel : i see an angry brother heading our way.

Sam : yours or mine?

Gabriel : does it matter?

Sam : if it's yours, there's a chance we'll live, but if it's mine, we're dead.

*Barry holding his baby*

Caitlin : Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.

Cisco : I know, I still am one of these.