I Have So Much Weird AU, Like, The One Where. Steve (harrington) Is Dean And Castiel Kid. Like The Fuck?

Barry : *exists*

Snart : This means nothing. I'm sure these feelings will fade.

*6 years later getting married*

Snart : Any day now.

Mick being the best man : Dude.

Tony, at Pepper : You're my significant other.

Pepper : Yeah I am.

Tony, at Friday : You're my child.

Friday : Yes boss.

Tony, at Stephen : You're my bitch.

Stephen : Yeah I am- wait, what?

Tony, at Rhodey : My bestie.

Rhodey : Naturally.

Tony, Harley : HA, GAY!

Harley : Fuck you.

Iris : How was the honeymoon?

Barry : Len got drunk and set our marriage certificate on fire.

Barry : He said, "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt"

Iris : ...

Barry being a simp : I love him so much...

Dustin : Tell us a little about yourself!

Steve : I'd rather not, I really like this group.

Damian : You use emojies like a straight guy.

Tim : It's literally the worst thing you ever said to me.

*after the Family has been separated for a few years*

Friday : So what have you been up to recently?

Pepper : Leading a revolution with Peter.

Harley : Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

America : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Harley : I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Rhodey?

Christine : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Tony?

Stephen : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Jarvis?

Peter : Cult leader.

Friday : Yeah, that sounds about right.

How Supernatural Should Have Ended

Sam, at Dean’s funeral : I need a moment with him...

Everyone : Of course *they leave*

Sam, leaning over Dean’s coffin : Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Dean : Yeah, no duh.

Wade : Hey Peter?

Peter : Yeah?

Wade : What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Peter :

Peter : ...What.

POV : The Snarts ask Barry for help in exonerating Lisa of a crime she didn't do this time

I don't normally post video but I wanted to show you this one XD

Tony : God, if only someone loved me…

Stephen : *standing behind hum with roses*

Bucky : *holding box of chocolates*

Quill : *has balloons and a card*

Pepper : *facepalms* This is sad.