Wade : Hey Peter?

Kara : I have a bad feeling about this...

Barry : What do you mean?

Kara : Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Barry : No?

Oliver : That actually explains so much.

Peter : We need a distraction.

Matt : Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Wade, whispering : My time has finally come.

Stephen : Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Pepper...

Tony : As you should be.

Stephen : No, for real, she's kind of-

Tony : As. You. Should. Be.

Time family AU

Barry : I just saw Mom for the first time in years.

Bruce : No way! And…?

Barry : I told mom I was an Olympic gymnast.

Bruce :

Bruce : Why?

Barry : Well, you know when you get nervous socially, you end up lying to impress?

Bruce : No.

Barry : Exactly, we’ve all done it.

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

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Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

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Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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Castiel : So.

Castiel : I'm in love.

Castiel : with Dean.

Sam :

Castiel : I'm in love with Dean.

Sam : Our Dean?

Castiel : Yes.

Castiel : Thoughts?

Sam : And prayers your gonna need them.

Caitlin : Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

Barry : I- what?

Snart : My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.

Lisa : It’s called connotations.

Cisco : Try this one on for size, “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” vs “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty."

Mick : Great news! Language is now banned!

Gareth : Why do you look like that?

Eddie, laying face-first on the floor : Like what?

Gareth : Like you’re dead.

Eddie : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Jeff : Eddie accidentally called Harrington "baby girl" in front of everyone today.

Eddie : *sobs into the floor*

Peter : did you tell everyone we're dating?

Wade : Yes, Petey. I have no self control and I told everyone we're dating.

Peter : OK, no need for sarcasm.

Wade : No, seriously. I have no self control and told everyone that we know, from Avenger, fantastic four, X-men, and the Sinistres Six.

Peter : THE SINISTRES SIX ?!

Wade : and the daily bugle...

J. Jonah Jameson on TV : Spiderman is dating Deadpool! Another proof that he is not a hero!

Wade : I'm sorry...

Peter is regretting is life choice

Dean : Hey Sammy!

Sam : *punches Dean in the stomach*

Dean : What the fuck????

Sam : You are my very incredible big brother. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. DEAN You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!!

Dean : What the fuck are you talking about?

Sam : I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Castiel :

Castiel : See ya. *leaves*

Dean :

Dean : I'M NOT PREGNANT!

Sam : Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

Dean : I was never pregnant, Sammy!

Sam : Are... you sure?

Dean : Yes I'm fucking sure!

Charlie : I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Sam : Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Charlie : *punches Dean in the stomach*

Dean : AW, MOTHERFU--

Big 3 fighting big bad guys

Oliver : Mama didn't raise a fucking bitch we keep going.

Kara : Na na na, mama did raise a bitch let's go!

Barry : Mama did not raise nobody actually, my mom was dead.

Kara and Oliver : Omg-