Gareth : Why Do You Look Like That?

Time family AU

Sherlock : Harley, I need some advice.

Harley : You need advice from ME?

Sherlock : Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

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Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

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Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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Eddie : Relationships should be 50/50. Steve cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

*talking on the phone*

Oliver : Remember how I said that Barry and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?

Dig : Yeah…

Oliver : Well, we’re in jail.

Dig : *hangs up*

Dig want to die

Sometime they take Kara

Logan to Scott : Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?

Ororo : You did.

Hank : You said "Scott should be boss."

Jean : And then you said "let's vote" and it was unanimous.

Gambit : And then you made him this little plaque that said "Boss of Us" and you put little sparkles on it.

Logan : Valid points, all.

Makino has engraved and implanted manners into ace's head to the point this man will apologize and introduce himself even to the weirdest and cruelest of people.

He would hit his head on a wall and apologize for hitting it.

He would introduce himself to the fleet admiral if he didn't know who he was.

Ace: *first time in the moby dick and lost his way below deck due to the ridiculously large interior* Where do i- *hits a wall* oh im sorry, please exuse me *bows and walks away*

Whitebeard pirate 1: did he just-?

Whitebeard pirate 2: DID HE APOLOGIZE TO THE WALL?!

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Ace: *on a misson on a random island and encounters a navy vice Admiral* Very nice to meet you *bows head in respect*.

Vice admiral: did- *stutters* did this pirate-

Navy captain: yes sir, he did.

I have so much weird AU, like, the one where. Steve (harrington) is Dean and Castiel kid. Like the fuck? But I fucking don't care I love it 🙏

Castiel : So how’s the food Dean made?

Steve : It's great! Compliments to Him!

Castiel : *goes to the kitchen*

Castiel : You're adorable.

Dean : *blushes*

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Dean : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Castiel, whispering : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Kid Steve, whispering : Because I have little hands.

Castiel : Because he have little hands.

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Steve : Can we go out to get icecream?

Dean : Did you ask Castiel?

Steve : He said no.

Dean : Then why did you ask me?

Steve : He's not the boss of you.

Dean, internally : It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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Steve : And now for a gay update with my parents.

Dean : Getting gayer.

Steve : Thank you, Dad.

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Dean : *yawns*

Castiel : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Dean : Then you must be exhuasted.

Steve : Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Lisa : Kiss, Marry, kill : Cisco, Caitlin, and Barry!

Snart : Kill Cisco, kill Caitlin, and...

Snart :

Snart : Marry Barry.

Snart : *Look at Barry with eyes full of intent*

Barry : ...Yes...

Cisco whispering : What the hell just happened?

Caitlin whispering back : I- I think they just got engaged?

Sam : I just heard Dean call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.

Barry : *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Oliver : What did you do.

Barry : Nobody died!

Oliver : WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!