Eddie : Relationships Should Be 50/50. Steve Cooks Us Dinner While I Sit On The Kitchen Counter Looking

I like the fact that for me Eddie is gay, but when I do an AU where Steve is a girl or a trans girl or a genderfluid person, Eddie automatically becomes a bisexual man (⌐■_■)

(Sorry for the mistakes, English is not my first language)

Sam, teaching Castiel to drive : Okay, you're driving and Dean and Gabriel walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Castiel : Oh, definitely Gabriel. I could never hurt Dean.

Sam, massaging he's temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

Barry TDI

Barry

Profession : CSI

Artifact : Red Bracelet.

Personality: Basic Barry.

More : He can't stop talking.

Strap: Red/Yellow.

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Bart

Profession : Police officer.

Artifact : Red Coat & Glasses.

Personality: Badass and Protector of Others.

More : He smokes.

Strap: Red/Black.

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Bar

Profession : Secretary

Artifact: Red Earring & red Heel

Personality : Flirting & Cheerful,

Plus : He wears skirts and he's Singh's favorite

Strap: Red/Pink

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Bartholomew

Profession : Doctor.

Artifact : Red Watch.

Personality : Cold, calculating.

More : He's the only one who doesn't really like Joe

Strap : Red/White

*talking on the phone*

Oliver : Remember how I said that Barry and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?

Dig : Yeah…

Oliver : Well, we’re in jail.

Dig : *hangs up*

Dig want to die

Sometime they take Kara

Big bad guy : how did none of you hear my evil speech?!

Barry : I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half days-

Kara : I got distracted halfway through!

Oliver : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Time family AU

John : How’s life going?

Sam : Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

John : Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

Sam : …Shouldn't you try to stop me?

John : Don’t tell me how to live my life.

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

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Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Ironman Marvel - DC batman

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

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Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Flash - Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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Steve : What did you do?

The party :

Steve : You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Tony : I never tell people off the bat that I'm Bi. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm Bi right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Stephen :

Stephen : I like you.

Sometimes I read posts on Tumblr from 10 years ago, and I regret not having signed up before, but then I remember that I was 6 years old ten years ago :^

Damian : You use emojies like a straight guy.

Tim : It's literally the worst thing you ever said to me.