Big Bad Guy : How Did None Of You Hear My Evil Speech?!

*after the Family has been separated for a few years*

Friday : So what have you been up to recently?

Pepper : Leading a revolution with Peter.

Harley : Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

America : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Harley : I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Rhodey?

Christine : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Tony?

Stephen : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Jarvis?

Peter : Cult leader.

Friday : Yeah, that sounds about right.

You got me back on my Superflarrow Siblings (what I call Kara, Oliver, and Barry) bullsh*t - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? :P:P:P

Kara : Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?

Oliver : I gotta give you credit, Barry. You make it look easy.

Barry : Years of practice.

Come back to the dark side ;)

Dean : *trying to get five seconds of sleep*

Jack poking Dean’s arm : Dean Dean. Dean. Dean.

Dean : WHAT?

Jack : …We’re out of Capri Suns—

People feel like they have to... Justify their ships now? When the hell did that start? Ask me why I ship something and it's like, the characters were in a room together one time. The fuck more do you expect from me?

Lisa : Lenny isn’t answering his phone!

Barry : I’ll call!

Lisa : Mick and I have both tried six times each, he will not an-

Snart over the phone : Scarlet?

Lisa :

Lisa : YOU FUCKING SIMP-

Steve : What did you do?

The party :

Steve : You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Oliver : I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Barry, Kara, and Sara : ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!!!

If Peter parker was really a trainee

Peter : Here you go, Mr. Stark, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Tony : It's cold.

Peter : A nice cup of coffee.

Tony : It's horrible.

Peter : Cup of coffee.

Tony : I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.

Peter : C U P.

Gabriel : Samsquatch is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?

Crowley : Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he double over in pain, kiss him.

Charlie : Tackle him!

Castiel : Dump him.

Jack : Kick him in the shin!

Sam : No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

Castiel : Dean, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Dean : I don't know, love you, talk to you later

Castiel : Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Sam.