Castiel : Dean, What Do IDK, LY, And TTYL Mean?

Tony texting Pepper

Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS

Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!

Pepper : Please stop talking.

Christine : so, Stephen, there's a rumor going around that you're into Tony stark?

Stephen : Rumor?

Stephen : are you telling me some people doubt it?

Christine : where are you going??

Stephen : I need to fix this. There shouldn't be any doubt!

Petition to start doing reboots of popular shows but instead of the original endgames, it's the most popular ships that become canon

Steve : What did you do?

The party :

Steve : You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Eddie, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Steve: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

Robin : Did you know there’s a rumor going around?

Steve : What? That we’re gay for each other?

Eddie : No, see, I’m straight, but if there was a man I would marry, it would be Stevie!

Robin : How do you feel about that, Steve?

Steve :

Steve : like it’s not helping with the rumors.

Robin : I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping the rumors.

Cisco : Finally, after 40 hours awake I understood the formula!

Caitlin : You were awake for 40 hours?! Cisco, that ain't healthy.

Barry : No it was 56 hours. I counted.

Cisco : No, see, the first 16 hours don't count because I would have been awake anyways.

Barry : Makes sense.

Caitlin : No the fuck it doesn't!

Caitlin : Wait a damn minute. What do you mean you counted? Barry? How long have you been awake?

Barry awake for 62 hours : this ain't about me.

Caitlin awake for 72 hours : GO TO BED!

Stranger things characters as things me and my friends have say

Steve : I want to be fucked so bad.

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Robin : Steve, can you wear my breasts please?

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Jonathan : Mike if you touch my brother we're going to fight.

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Erica : I'd rather test a dick.

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Argyle : Isn't your father a thief? 'Cause he took my virginity!

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Max : Eat pussy as long as it's legal.

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Eddie : I couldn't aim for the hole, that's why she left me.

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Nancy : If you could moan silently.

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Dustin : They put a phone in my ass.

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Eleven : Pissing together strengthens the bonds!

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Lucas : I have a video where he suck it.

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Will : I drink my piss without hesitation.

Coldflash.

one of the most ship dynamics of all time

Time family AU

Sherlock : Harley, I need some advice.

Harley : You need advice from ME?

Sherlock : Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

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Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

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Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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