Robin : Did you know there’s a rumor going around?
Steve : What? That we’re gay for each other?
Eddie : No, see, I’m straight, but if there was a man I would marry, it would be Stevie!
Robin : How do you feel about that, Steve?
Steve :
Steve : like it’s not helping with the rumors.
Robin : I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping the rumors.
Gareth : Why do you look like that?
Eddie, laying face-first on the floor : Like what?
Gareth : Like you’re dead.
Eddie : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Jeff : Eddie accidentally called Harrington "baby girl" in front of everyone today.
Eddie : *sobs into the floor*
Wade : Hey Peter?
Peter : Yeah?
Wade : What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Peter :
Peter : ...What.
Bruce : What am I doing wrong?
Harley : do you want me to answer as a friend or a therapist?
Bruce : as a friend.
Harley : see a therapist
Snart : do you want to know your gay name?
Barry : my... My gay name??
Snart : yeah, it's your first name-
Barry : Haha. Very funny lenny-
Snart, getting down on one knee : -and my last name.
Barry : oh- oh mY GOD!
Barry : Hey I'm about to get in the shower, you wanna join me?
Snart : there's a pistolet taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don't stop until I'm dead.
Steve : You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Eddie : Oh, really? You’re an idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Steve : I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING THE KIDS WITH ME!
Lucas, picking up the monopoly board : I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Barry : But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!
Barry , earlier: I'm going to go back in time and created a new paradox!
Lisa : you know, Lenny, a lot of the tension between you and Flash could be solved if you just took him out.
Snart : you mean like a date or murder?
Lisa : ...
Snart : because I'm prepared to do both.
Jean : Do you mind if I slyly mention to Logan that we're poly now?
Scott : Do not do that.
Jean : You won’t even notice!
Logan, entering the room : Jeany, you wanted to see me?
Jean : Scott and I are starting an open relationship, we want to add someone to our relationship!
Scott very embarrassed : JEAN!
Logan :
Logan visibly lost : ...Okay?
Charles enjoying the show :