Barry : Hey I'm about to get in the shower, you wanna join me?
Snart : there's a pistolet taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don't stop until I'm dead.
Tony texting Pepper
Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS
Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!
Pepper : Please stop talking.
Snart : Barry?
Barry : What?
Snart : Where is my cold gun??
Barry : What?
Snart : Where. Is. My. Cold. Gun.
Barry : I, huuunn... I put it away.
Snart : I NEED IT!!
Barry : OH NO. don't even think about going playing superheroes trough time! WE'VE BEEN PLANING THIS EVENING FOR TWO MONTHS
Snart : THE LEGEND ARE IN DANGER!
Barry : MY SEX LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!
Snart : YOU TELL ME WHERE MY COLD GUN IS RED. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD YOU WANTED SO MUCH!
Barry : GREATER GOOD?!?!? I. AM. YOUR. HUSBAND. THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA DO IS BEING WITH ME THIS EVENING!!!
I like the fact that for me Eddie is gay, but when I do an AU where Steve is a girl or a trans girl or a genderfluid person, Eddie automatically becomes a bisexual man (⌐■_■)
(Sorry for the mistakes, English is not my first language)
POV : The Snarts ask Barry for help in exonerating Lisa of a crime she didn't do this time
I don't normally post video but I wanted to show you this one XD
Steve : You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Eddie : Oh, really? You’re an idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Steve : I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING THE KIDS WITH ME!
Lucas, picking up the monopoly board : I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Billy : Why do you always attack me with words?
Steve : Why ? Do you want me to use my Bat?
Eddie, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Steve: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Dustin : I’m making a documentary about Steve life. Hopper, I want you to play his father!
Hopper : I don’t want to be Steve father.
Steve : Perfect. You already know your lines!
Joyce : Sweetie-
Robin : *Rolls over in bed and knees Steve in the ribs*
Steve : Ow! you kneed me!
Robin, sleepily : Yeah, i do need you...
Steve, voice cracking : Okay-