Iris : How was the honeymoon?
Barry : Len got drunk and set our marriage certificate on fire.
Barry : He said, "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt"
Iris : ...
Barry being a simp : I love him so much...
*talking on the phone*
Oliver : Remember how I said that Barry and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?
Dig : Yeah…
Oliver : Well, we’re in jail.
Dig : *hangs up*
Dig want to die
Sometime they take Kara
Can I say
Westallen and snart
Steddie and robin
Destiel and everyone
Pepperony and rhodey
Barry : My boyfriend and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other!
Snart : We've been awake since Friday.
Barry : Well IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-
In a friendship we have :
Stiles, Robin, Dean : If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
Scott, Steve, Charlie : I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.
AU with Steddie and Platonic Stobin, who meets the AU where Steve is a girl, and so in this universe it's Stobin and Platonic Steddie
Oliver picking up the phone : Hello?
Barry : It's Barry.
Oliver : What did he do this time.
Barry : What ? No! Oliver it's me !
Oliver : What did you do this time.
Can we talk about the obvious lack of time travel fic in supernatural? I'm totally outraged, where are the hundreds of fanfics where Dean goes back in time and fixes all the problems? (bonus point if Sam is with him)
I'm not going to say I'm disappointed, but I am. :(
Anyway, if you have time travel fic (with Dean) to suggest to me I'll take it :')
Lisa's First Crime
*Lisa and Snart looking at a locked gate into a park*
Kid Lisa : Aw. :(
Snart : You know what they say.
Lisa : Lenny Please don’t-
Snart : BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Lisa : Frick-
Having wincest in my "For you" makes me want to die 😄👍
“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional