Eddie, staring lovingly at Steve : I would die for you.
Steve, doing his own thing : Then perish.
Eddie : We're having a kid!
Dustin : Oh, congratula-
Steve slamming adoption papers onto the table : It's you, sign here.
Gareth : Why do you look like that?
Eddie, laying face-first on the floor : Like what?
Gareth : Like you’re dead.
Eddie : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Jeff : Eddie accidentally called Harrington "baby girl" in front of everyone today.
Eddie : *sobs into the floor*
Tony : God, if only someone loved me…
Stephen : *standing behind hum with roses*
Bucky : *holding box of chocolates*
Quill : *has balloons and a card*
Pepper : *facepalms* This is sad.
Gabriel : How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Sam : Gabriel, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Gabriel : So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
*Barry holding his baby*
Caitlin : Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.
Cisco : I know, I still am one of these.
Can I say
Westallen and snart
Steddie and robin
Destiel and everyone
Pepperony and rhodey
Lisa : you know, Lenny, a lot of the tension between you and Flash could be solved if you just took him out.
Snart : you mean like a date or murder?
Lisa : ...
Snart : because I'm prepared to do both.
Steve : What did you do?
The party :
Steve : You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
Steve over the phone : I'm busy. Studying. Naked!
Eddie over the phone : Is that supposed to keep me away?
Ten minutes later...
Steve : Eddie? You're at my house!
Eddie : And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.
Computer : Please enter a password.
Snart : *type Barry*
Computer : Your password is too weak.
Snart : How fucking DARE YOU-