Steve Over The Phone : I'm Busy. Studying. Naked!

Stephen : Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Pepper...

Tony : As you should be.

Stephen : No, for real, she's kind of-

Tony : As. You. Should. Be.

Dean : Did Cas just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Sam : Yeah, he did.

Dean : And did I just do finger guns back?

Sam : Yeah, you did.

Tony bleeding out after fighting bad guys : Is he staring at me?

Rhodey trying to stop the bleeding : Of course he’s staring at you, you’re bleeding out.

Tony : But is he staring at me in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" Or "ahh he looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way?

Rhodey no longer putting pressure on the wound to stare at Tony blankly :

Rhodey : What.

Pepper : He’s staring at you in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" type of way. Why would he think it’s hot?!

Stephen staring at Tony in a "ahh he’s looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way : I mean...

Wong : For fuck sake!

Castiel : What happened to your nose???

Dean : I used him to break other guy's nose!

*The party sitting in jail together*

Max : So who should we call?

Mike : I’d call Steve, but I feel safer in jail.

Charlie : *running towards Dean with open arms*

Dean : *moves out of the way*

Charlie : Hey, why'd you move?!

Dean : I thought you were going to attack me?

Charlie : I was going to hug you??

Dean : Why would you hug me?

Charlie : WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Time family AU

Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

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Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

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Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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Mom and Dad compilation

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Doctor : I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Kaya : And I need you to be less vague and weird.

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Doctor : Honey, is that legal?

Kaya : When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

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Kaya, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Doctor!12 : A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Kaya :

Kaya : Water you doing?

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Police Officer : You have the right to remain silent.

Doctor : I choose to waive that right!

Doctor : *screaming*

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Kaya : So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Doctor and not do the thing,

Kaya : Well there’s a clear right answer here.

Kaya : *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*

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Doctor, to Kaya : Well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.

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Doctor : Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Kaya : All the time.

Doctor : Then you should be used to it by now.

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Kaya : I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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Doctor : Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.

Kaya : Go the fuck to sleep Doctor.

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Kaya : Everyone has a toxic trait. Except my husband, they’re perfect.

Doctor : Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon!

Coldflash.

one of the most ship dynamics of all time

Gabriel : What if people had food names and food had people names?

Dean : Hey, spaghetti, we're having Kevin for dinner!

Sam : What is wrong with you people?

Crowley : Shut up, chocolate.

Oliver, talking to Kara : Well Kara, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Barry do that?’ and if he would, I do not do that thing.

Kara : …

Barry, from the distance : his not wrong though!