Oliver, Talking To Kara : Well Kara, Whenever I’m About To Do Something, I Think ‘would Barry Do

Dean : Hey babe, what do you think I should wear? Red shirt or black shirt?

Castiel : I don’t know. You’ll look good in whatever you wear love.

Dean : Well thank you but I’m having a hard time deciding so I was hoping you could pick.

Castiel : Either way you’re going to be the prettiest one at the party, dear I love you so much

Dean : No,no I love you too and I know you think I’m pretty. And this isn’t a test, I just- Which shirt would you prefer to see me in tonight?

Castiel : I prefer you... Just the way you are.

Dean : Oh my god.

Dean : Hey Sammy! red or black shirt?!

Sam : Black the red makes you look like a bitch.

Dean : Thank you!

Sam : No problem.

5) I forgot my glasses and I'm trying to figure out if you're a human.

Dean : Hey Sammy!

Sam : *punches Dean in the stomach*

Dean : What the fuck????

Sam : You are my very incredible big brother. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. DEAN You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!!

Dean : What the fuck are you talking about?

Sam : I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Castiel :

Castiel : See ya. *leaves*

Dean :

Dean : I'M NOT PREGNANT!

Sam : Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

Dean : I was never pregnant, Sammy!

Sam : Are... you sure?

Dean : Yes I'm fucking sure!

Charlie : I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Sam : Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Charlie : *punches Dean in the stomach*

Dean : AW, MOTHERFU--

Robin : You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Steve : Me after being awake for 3 days and start seeing the hat man.

Eddie : The who???

Steve : Oh this is suddenly not a safe space.

Iris : How was the honeymoon?

Barry : Len got drunk and set our marriage certificate on fire.

Barry : He said, "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt"

Iris : ...

Barry being a simp : I love him so much...

Tony wearing silk pants : How does this look?

Pepper : like it's slips on and off really easily.

Tony :

Pepper : No ! I didn't mean it like that I-

Rhodey : We all know what you meant.

Don't hate me for this but... Am I the only one who think Girl!Steve and Robin would be the most powerful couple in the world? I mean, I really really love platonic soulmate Stobin!!

But you can't change my mind about the fact that I think they would be a powerful canon couple.

Dean : SAM!?

Sam : Name, could be fine?

Dean : SAMUEL!!

Castiel : Full name? Not looking so good.

Dean : SAMUEL WINCHESTER!!!

Castiel : You are in trouble.

Dean : YOU TOO CASTIEL ANGEL OF THE LORD WINCHESTER.

Bruce : What am I doing wrong?

Harley : do you want me to answer as a friend or a therapist?

Bruce : as a friend.

Harley : see a therapist

Christine : so, Stephen, there's a rumor going around that you're into Tony stark?

Stephen : Rumor?

Stephen : are you telling me some people doubt it?

Christine : where are you going??

Stephen : I need to fix this. There shouldn't be any doubt!