Robin : You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?
Steve : Me after being awake for 3 days and start seeing the hat man.
Eddie : The who???
Steve : Oh this is suddenly not a safe space.
Barry : When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case??
Cisco : What?
Oliver : Sure.
Barry : I want to be on buzzfeed unsolved!
Caitlin : Can we go back to the part where you said "When I get murdered"??
Felicity : Can we go back to the part where Oliver said "Sure"???
Rhodey : What did Tony do this time?
Pepper : More like WHO did Tony do this time.
Robin : Made you all playlists!
Robin : Eddie, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Robin : Steve, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Robin : And Chrissy has the ABBA Gold album.
Iris : Once someone interviewed Flash and asked him what he thought of the police. Flash replied that they're was all nice, except for the forensic pathologist Barry Allen who was according to him, and I quote, a jerk with a crappy name.
"Seriously, whose name is Bartholomew? This guy is a nuisance to humanity" Flash's words, not mine.
Iris : Later I found Barry watching the interview and insulting the Flash. And i quote : "Get yourself a real job before you insult me, you bitch! "
I already knew that Barry had mental problems, but from that day on I decided to drag him to therapy.
*at an mission*
Barry : Can you carry me on your back, like you did with Caitlin?!
Mick : I don't think Snart would like that.
Barry : *pouts*
*Later*
Barry : *Getting carried by Mick*
Snart : What the hell??
Mick : What was I supposed to do? Say no???
One of my favorite/weirdest AU
Docteur - Dad
Doctor who
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Kaya - Mom
Oc
Logan & Peter Parker
Marvel
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Tony Stark & Bruce Wayne
Marvel - DC
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John wick
John wick
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Eddie Brock
Marvel
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Dean Winchester
Supernatural
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Mycroft Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Sam winchester
Supernatural
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Jake Peralta
Brooklyn 99
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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn
Dc
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Steve Harrington
Stranger things
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Harry Potter
Harry potter
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Scott McCall & Thomas
Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe
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Malicia/rogue
Marvel
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Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson
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Jenny
Doctor who
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They are a big and happy family(⌐■_■) ❤️
Sam : I just heard Dean call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.