Eddie : Stevie I Need My-

Time family AU

John : How’s life going?

Sam : Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

John : Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

Sam : …Shouldn't you try to stop me?

John : Don’t tell me how to live my life.

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

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Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Ironman Marvel - DC batman

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

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Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Flash - Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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Gabriel : Samsquatch is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?

Crowley : Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he double over in pain, kiss him.

Charlie : Tackle him!

Castiel : Dump him.

Jack : Kick him in the shin!

Sam : No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

Caitlin : So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Snart recently.

Barry : No, Cait, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Cisco : Oh really? So no reason for us to be jealous?

Barry : No! You two are the only one for me.

Caitlin : Is that so?

Barry : I promise! Len and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend.

Cisco : So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Barry : You are still my two and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!

Caitlin and Cisco : But we're still the platonic love of your life, right?

Barry : Of course guys!

Cisco and Caitlin : Bar...

Leonard : What the-

Later

Cisco : I can't wait to tell Kara and Oliver that we're the only best friends you have!

Barry : NO!

I like the fact that for me Eddie is gay, but when I do an AU where Steve is a girl or a trans girl or a genderfluid person, Eddie automatically becomes a bisexual man (⌐■_■)

(Sorry for the mistakes, English is not my first language)

Foggy : For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Peter Matt & Wade : Okay.

Foggy : If you don't want to die, give me all your money!

Peter : Bold of you to assume I have money.

Matt : Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Peter : Yeah that too.

Wade : Bold of you to assume I can die!

#RedTeam

Barry : When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case??

Cisco : What?

Oliver : Sure.

Barry : I want to be on buzzfeed unsolved!

Caitlin : Can we go back to the part where you said "When I get murdered"??

Felicity : Can we go back to the part where Oliver said "Sure"???

Having wincest in my "For you" makes me want to die 😄👍

*after the Family has been separated for a few years*

Friday : So what have you been up to recently?

Pepper : Leading a revolution with Peter.

Harley : Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

America : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Harley : I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Rhodey?

Christine : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Tony?

Stephen : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Jarvis?

Peter : Cult leader.

Friday : Yeah, that sounds about right.

Snart : do you want to know your gay name?

Barry : my... My gay name??

Snart : yeah, it's your first name-

Barry : Haha. Very funny lenny-

Snart, getting down on one knee : -and my last name.

Barry : oh- oh mY GOD!

Arrowverse In the middle of a fight

Snart in the middle of shooting Alien : Barry!! Will you marry me?!

Barry fighting Alien : I don't think now's is the best time Lenny!

Snart : Now may be the only time!

Snart reuniting with Barry in the middle of the battlefield : I love you.

Snart : I've made my choice, what's your?

Barry : ...

Barry : OLLIE!

Snart : Wha-

Barry : MARRY US!

Oliver facing aliens on the other side : I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT!