Reblog, Or Dean Winchester Is Straight

I have so much weird AU, like, the one where. Steve (harrington) is Dean and Castiel kid. Like the fuck? But I fucking don't care I love it 🙏

Castiel : So how’s the food Dean made?

Steve : It's great! Compliments to Him!

Castiel : *goes to the kitchen*

Castiel : You're adorable.

Dean : *blushes*

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Dean : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Castiel, whispering : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Kid Steve, whispering : Because I have little hands.

Castiel : Because he have little hands.

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Steve : Can we go out to get icecream?

Dean : Did you ask Castiel?

Steve : He said no.

Dean : Then why did you ask me?

Steve : He's not the boss of you.

Dean, internally : It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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Steve : And now for a gay update with my parents.

Dean : Getting gayer.

Steve : Thank you, Dad.

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Dean : *yawns*

Castiel : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Dean : Then you must be exhuasted.

Steve : Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Eddie : I think Steve is dropping hint that he wants me to propose?

Robin : What kind of hints?

Eddie : He keep showing me his wedding Pinterest board.

Eddie : And randomly tells me his ring size.

Robin : That isn't a hint.

Robin : Thats called a kick in the ass.

Snart : Barry?

Barry : What?

Snart : Where is my cold gun??

Barry : What?

Snart : Where. Is. My. Cold. Gun.

Barry : I, huuunn... I put it away.

Snart : I NEED IT!!

Barry : OH NO. don't even think about going playing superheroes trough time! WE'VE BEEN PLANING THIS EVENING FOR TWO MONTHS

Snart : THE LEGEND ARE IN DANGER!

Barry : MY SEX LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!

Snart : YOU TELL ME WHERE MY COLD GUN IS RED. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD YOU WANTED SO MUCH!

Barry : GREATER GOOD?!?!? I. AM. YOUR. HUSBAND. THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA DO IS BEING WITH ME THIS EVENING!!!

Caitlin : Yesterday, I overheard Barry saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Cisco replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

Erica : You don't think I can fight because of my gender!

Dustin : I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress!!! For what it's worth, I don't think Steve can fight in that dress either!

Steve : Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

Robin : you would, but I also think you can beats their russian ass in a wedding dress.

Steve : Aww thanks Robs!

He would look nice in a wedding dress 🙏

Barry : You have to apologize to them len.

Leonard : Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

It's so them 😭

Steve : While I'm gone, you're in charge Dustin, Erica.

Dustin pointing his fist in the air : Yes!

Erica : Nice.

Mike and Lucas : WHY THEM!?

Steve, whispering to Max and Will : You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to throw a tantrum.

Max : Obviously.

Will : *nodding*

El : *giggling*

Wade : Hey Peter?

Peter : Yeah?

Wade : What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Peter :

Peter : ...What.

Lisa : Kiss, Marry, kill : Cisco, Caitlin, and Barry!

Snart : Kill Cisco, kill Caitlin, and...

Snart :

Snart : Marry Barry.

Snart : *Look at Barry with eyes full of intent*

Barry : ...Yes...

Cisco whispering : What the hell just happened?

Caitlin whispering back : I- I think they just got engaged?

Oliver : I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Barry, Kara, and Sara : ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!!!