Castiel : If I Fall…

I have so much weird AU, like, the one where. Steve (harrington) is Dean and Castiel kid. Like the fuck? But I fucking don't care I love it 🙏

Castiel : So how’s the food Dean made?

Steve : It's great! Compliments to Him!

Castiel : *goes to the kitchen*

Castiel : You're adorable.

Dean : *blushes*

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Dean : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Castiel, whispering : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Kid Steve, whispering : Because I have little hands.

Castiel : Because he have little hands.

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Steve : Can we go out to get icecream?

Dean : Did you ask Castiel?

Steve : He said no.

Dean : Then why did you ask me?

Steve : He's not the boss of you.

Dean, internally : It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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Steve : And now for a gay update with my parents.

Dean : Getting gayer.

Steve : Thank you, Dad.

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Dean : *yawns*

Castiel : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Dean : Then you must be exhuasted.

Steve : Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Sam : How do I ask someone to go out with me?

Dean : Well-

Castiel : Don't ask him, he asked me out on a MaCDO parking lot.

Sam : ...And you still said... yes?

I have 33 posts waiting to be posted, they're awesome you'll see, but It frustrates me so much to let them post by themselves, I want to show them all right now!!!

Barry doing flash business : I need someone to take me to art museums and make out with me.

Leonard doing captain cold business : But they said not to touch the masterpieces?

Barry : Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall...

Mick to the rogue and the team flash : This is Mick. Those idiots are flirting again.

Cisco : Every fucking time!

*at an mission*

Barry : Can you carry me on your back, like you did with Caitlin?!

Mick : I don't think Snart would like that.

Barry : *pouts*

*Later*

Barry : *Getting carried by Mick*

Snart : What the hell??

Mick : What was I supposed to do? Say no???

Just thinking about non-binary Steve who wears skirts when he's home alone, because if he goes out in a skirt he's going to get punch. And imagine the party just walking into Steve's house for Dnd, and Steve is right there with his skirt and and her apron with "Best Mom" written on it, greeting the party as if it were the most normal thing in the world.

And everybody's just kind of : 😀?

Rufus : Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?

Bobby : I gotta give you credit, Idjits. You make it look easy.

Dean and Sam : Years of practice.

Big bad guy : how did none of you hear my evil speech?!

Barry : I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half days-

Kara : I got distracted halfway through!

Oliver : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

If Peter parker was really a trainee

Peter : Here you go, Mr. Stark, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Tony : It's cold.

Peter : A nice cup of coffee.

Tony : It's horrible.

Peter : Cup of coffee.

Tony : I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.

Peter : C U P.

Headcanon - supernatural - Dean

For me Dean is a housekeeping freak, he always tidied up the hotel rooms when they left the room, he always tidied up behind Sam, he always tidied up behind his father. He's used to it.

When Dad was on a hunting trip and Sammy was sleeping, Dean cleans up. He has nothing else to do, he can't sleep, he has to watch Sammy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Now it has become one of his habits. Especially when he's stressed (so often :/) he likes to be in a tidy and clean place, that's just how he is.

Sam is rather a messy person, but only in his room because Mommy Bear Dean is coming for him otherwise. But in general, Sam is really clean. I mean he's lived with Dean all his life.

So yeah, In my opinion the bunker is always very clean🧹