Steve : Name A More Iconic Duo Than My Crippling Fear Of Abandonment And My Anxiety! I’ll Wait.

Oliver : I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Barry, Kara, and Sara : ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!!!

Snart : Barry?

Barry : What?

Snart : Where is my cold gun??

Barry : What?

Snart : Where. Is. My. Cold. Gun.

Barry : I, huuunn... I put it away.

Snart : I NEED IT!!

Barry : OH NO. don't even think about going playing superheroes trough time! WE'VE BEEN PLANING THIS EVENING FOR TWO MONTHS

Snart : THE LEGEND ARE IN DANGER!

Barry : MY SEX LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!

Snart : YOU TELL ME WHERE MY COLD GUN IS RED. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD YOU WANTED SO MUCH!

Barry : GREATER GOOD?!?!? I. AM. YOUR. HUSBAND. THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA DO IS BEING WITH ME THIS EVENING!!!

Sam over the phone : Bobby, I need you to come pick me up right now.

Bobby : Why??

Sam : Dean is passive- aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do 6 hours ago.

Dean : SAMUEL.

Sam : this bunker isn't safe anymore!

Bobby : I will pray Castiel for your survival.

Stranger things characters as things me and my friends have say

Steve : I want to be fucked so bad.

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Robin : Steve, can you wear my breasts please?

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Jonathan : Mike if you touch my brother we're going to fight.

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Erica : I'd rather test a dick.

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Argyle : Isn't your father a thief? 'Cause he took my virginity!

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Max : Eat pussy as long as it's legal.

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Eddie : I couldn't aim for the hole, that's why she left me.

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Nancy : If you could moan silently.

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Dustin : They put a phone in my ass.

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Eleven : Pissing together strengthens the bonds!

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Lucas : I have a video where he suck it.

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Will : I drink my piss without hesitation.

Barry : My boyfriend and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other!

Snart : We've been awake since Friday.

Barry : Well IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-

Robin : That shirt looks great, Eddie.

Eddie : Thanks!

Robin : But I bet it would look even better on Steve's floor.

Dustin : Are you hitting on Eddie... for Steve?

Dean, flirting by sms : What would you do if you found me tied up? ;)

Castiel, oblivious : Untie you.

Castiel, still oblivious : Can’t you cut the rope? Are you in danger Dean?

Dean : The only thing in danger right now is my self esteem.

Dean : Hey Sammy!

Sam : *punches Dean in the stomach*

Dean : What the fuck????

Sam : You are my very incredible big brother. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. DEAN You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!!

Dean : What the fuck are you talking about?

Sam : I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Castiel :

Castiel : See ya. *leaves*

Dean :

Dean : I'M NOT PREGNANT!

Sam : Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

Dean : I was never pregnant, Sammy!

Sam : Are... you sure?

Dean : Yes I'm fucking sure!

Charlie : I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Sam : Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Charlie : *punches Dean in the stomach*

Dean : AW, MOTHERFU--

Hermione : I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.

Ron looks over at Harry and Draco fighting each other : Is it “sexual tension”?

Barry : Hey I'm about to get in the shower, you wanna join me?

Snart : there's a pistolet taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don't stop until I'm dead.