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Astrid West, KF x Artemis Daughter

Astrid West is a tough, no-nonsense girl. She’s not afraid to pick a fight with others to protect the innocent. Most of the time, her strive to be a hero stops her from living a regular, civilian life. She’s the type of person who always wears leather jackets and combat boots.

Due to a traumatic event, Astrid has trouble trusting others, and prefers to do things alone. She can be pretty violent when she fights, but it depends on her emotions and how dangerous her opponent is.

Astrid chose to take the mantel of Artemis because she admires her mother. She specializes in archery, gymnastics, and hand-to-hand combat. Her interest and training in archery began when she was six, and grew skilled enough to shoot an arrow blindfolded or with her feet. Athletics is Astrid’s strong point since she is the star player on the track and gymnastics team. She has been offered to attend a school for future Olympic competitors.

Along with her best friend Gwendolyn, Astrid loves dogs. Gwen and her are “mothers” to two dogs named Carla and Gino. When it comes to the two girls’ relationship, they see each other as best friends and sisters. Gwendolyn is the only person who could weaken Astrid’s walls, and get her to listen.

I loved it, I felt the need to squeeze my brain power and capacity and try to write at least a little-

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Barry was really excited for the League meeting this time! (which is a rare thing)

It turns out that this time, they would be getting a new member! A considerably new hero from Fawcette City, named Captain Marvel!

He's heard some stories about the new guy, and seriously bro, the whole of Fawcette seems to love him, that should be more than enough of an indication that the man is nice

So Barry tried to get there a bit more early and not be late this time, just a little bit.

The speedster happily sat down in his chair next to Hal and greeted him, then trying to be patient as he waited for the trinity and the rookie to arrive for the meeting to begin.

It took a little while, but soon Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman arrived with who Barry assumed was Captain Marvel, if he had to guess with that red suit and the fact that Fawcette's new hero was affectionately nicknamed as Big Red Cheese.

Batman: I would like to introduce everyone to Captain Marvel, the new hero who emerged from Fawcette and the newest member of the Justice League.

The said hero waved a little shyly to everyone in the room but with a big and shining smile on a small two-seconds delay as if he was checking his cue at the moment.

Superman: We hope everyone on the team can give a great welcome to Marvel as a new coworker and friend!

The big blue scout says with his usual encouraging smile.

Wonder Woman: We also expect everyone to understand and include Marvel, given to his certain... condition.

The Amazon added, looking at everyone in the room analytically.

Green Lantern: And what condition exactly would that be?

Hal questioned what Barry and probably the others were curious to know.

Batman: Captain Marvel unfortunately suffers from deafness, so I will be providing a sign language course for everyone in the League, in addition to being able to communicate with Marvel, it is also a step towards expanding the members' communication skills, that would be useful in case interacting with deaf civilians is necessary. *The dark knight clicked on his tablet and sent the said course to everyone.*

Batman: Attendance at the course for least twice a week is mandatory.

He added in a firm tone.

Meanwhile, Marvel was standing behind the trinity, shifting his weight from one foot to the other, still with a beaming smile on his face as the situation was explained.

Is it weird that Barry finds the deaf electrolux refrigerator grown ass man's behavior kinda cutie potatie?

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After the meeting ended, the speedster made a point of going to Marvel.

Flash: Hey man! *He called, momentarily forgetting about the other's deafness and half a second later remembering and then touching his shoulder to get his attention.*

Marvel: *He jumped slightly in fright and turned around to see a slightly embarrassed but also excited Flash.*

He smiled at Barry and waved at him before pulling out a little notebook from god knows where.

Hello! You are the Flash, right? It's nice to meet you!

Barry nodded and left in a second to go to his room and get a notebook himself.

Yes I am! And you are Captain Marvel, i have heard a lot of things about ya, it's to nice meet you too buddy! :)

Really? Cool, I wish it wasn't anything weird! I would like to not cause a bad first impression :D

Naahh, just nice stuff, the people from your city genuinely loves you, huh?

I think you could say that, I always try my best to help anyone who needs, so be loved by those people is kinda nice and makes my heart warm ^^

Yeap, the guy is nice, and kinda cute, It's like interacting with a big, condensed, radiant sunshine ball.

Cool! You really are quite a hero, huh? I'd would love to be your friend.

Marvel froze for a second, before his eyes widened and his smile grew brighter and brighter (if that's possible)

Yes yes!! I would love to be your friend too! You have no idea! :DD

The writing was a bit messy from Marvel's hustle and bustle, but it was still quite readable and got the message across well.

Soon the sprinter found himself wasting a few more sheets of paper and pen ink on more conversation.

Something tells he his future self might thank him for this.

Deaf Captian Marvel

When Billy came to the Rock of Eternity he was so confused and oh so excited

The idea of getting super powers and helping people? A dream come true

The wizard told him to prepare himself and called the lightining

It was loud and scary, the crackling, booming sound echoed trough the throne room, filling every little nook and cranny with its presence

And thus, Billy Batsons word came silent

And Captain Marvel awoke

Justice league had the newbie from Fawcett on their radar for a while now, he seems good at what he does and seems genuinely nice

They eventually decided that it's time to finally recruit him

They land on the roof of a tall building where Captain Marvel, as the people called him, was hovering on, drawing something in a notebook

Superman: hello, you're Captian Marvel, right?

The Captian didn't answer him, didn't even acknowledge him, just kept drawing. Rude

Bruce: Captian Marvel

Still nothing

Wonder Woman: I kindly ask you to at least look at us when we're talking to you

When she placed her hand on his shoulder he flinched and turned around frightenent

Like he didn't notice they've been there for some time now

Superman: ah finally, we'd like to talk to you about- huh?

Captian Marvel was motioning him to stop, he opened his notebook on a fresh page and started scribbling something and showed them when he was done

I'm deaf, sorry

Oh

Oh

That explains why he didn't hear them earlier

Batman started signing to him but was met with frantic shaking head

So he took out a notebook

How long have you been deaf?

Since always

The how come you don't know sign language? Don't people who are born deaf learn it early on to talk with people?

I never really had anyone to teach me or talk to

Well that was, sad

Are you interested in joining the Justice League?

As soon as Captian Marvel readed the note he started shaking his head and smiling as brightly as a sun

Well then it's decided

On the next meeting Batman assigned mandatory sign language lessons

Childhood friends to lovers au

There was a prompt, and I can't remember who exactly wrote it so if you do plz send me the link, where Danny was the one that killed Flash's mom because if he didn't it would've caused some terrible disaster mumbo jumbo. When he gets invited to the watchtower Flash sees him and thinks he's familiar but can't pinpoint him, meanwhile Danny is glaring at Flash.

First of all I'd like to say who THE FUCK does he think he is? Don't get me wrong I love him, most content on my account centers around him BUT imma need him to take a few steps down. You don't kill my mother, which in turn created the stepping stone for me to become a hero, and then glare at me as if I'm the one in the wrong. Barry's better than me because if I found out you were the one that killed my mom I'm punching you square in the face, overpowered Ghost King or not you're leaving here with something bleeding and broken bitch.

Anywho that was my little rant, if you all could help me find this it would be greatly appreciated.

Edit: It's been found, yall here it is

Here's a really funny idea for SuperBat / SuperWonderBat

Somewhere during the early days of the Justice League - Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Flash - all got stuck on an alien planet.

For whatever reason, the alien inhabitents wouldn't let the gang leave until there was a union of a male and female being at the church alter.

(Obv, that's marriage)

Now, it's obvious to everyone involved that someone had to marry Wonder Woman, aka, the only female there. That or they had to marry a random female from that alien planet, which was immediately ruled out cause of how sketchy they were.

(Seriously, who traps random people that accidentaly got onto your planet and doesn't let them leave until they got married???)

But Wonder Woman CLEARLY wasn't comfortable with that, cause as much as she loved her friends, marriage was a very sacred ceremony that happened once in a life time and needed very specific planning and execution (think of some kind of ancient themyscira customs).

Batman also expressed unwillingness to get married, which was quite understandabble, he was Batman, a 'solitary' hero.

They could try to forcefully escape, but that would be difficult + that planet was fairly close to earth and they under any circumstances couldn't afford for an alien invasion.

(Like I said before, or maybe not, the aliens were really persistent about the whole marriage thing. They said it was either that or WAR)

As Batman and Wonder Woman were arguing with the head priest to let them go, Superman turned to Flash and whispered,

"I don't think that priest is going to let us of the hook, and those two are way too stubborn to accept this, so how 'bout WE get married instead?"

Flash is undestandibly very confused cause the priest clearly specified that the 'union' had to be between male and female, and uh, they were both males.

Just then, a crazy thought crossed his mind. Hesitantly, he asked Superman whether he could change genders.

To that, Superman simply smiled, and said thet he'd return in a bit.

It was only after Superman left did Flash truly realise what this meant. He was going to get married to Superman. SUPERMAN. The man of steel. Krypton's last son. A very nice, kind and handsome fella.

Sure, he didn't have any romantic feelings for Supes, but he sure as hell wasn't going to say no to that.

(Also it's not like he really could, but we won't dwell on that)

Superman discretely informed one of the other priests of the situation and was given the bridal attire and such. So was Flash.

Batman and Wonder Woman were quite confused when a bunch of the aliens began rushing around and decorating the alter, but that all cleared up when they saw Flash in the groom's attire.

The priest was gracious enough to let the bride and groom decide how they wanted the wedding to happen, so they went with a typical Christian wedding.

Wonder Woman was the Best Maid and Batman was the Man Of Honour.

When the time came for the bride to walk in, and absolutely stunning Fem!Supeman walked in. Her eyes were just as blue and gorgeous as her male conterpart, and she was just as, if not, more prettier that ever. Her hair seemed to become longer, and swirled around her like a golden blanket, blah blah blah…..

(Fill the rest with you imagination)

But one thing that Flash wasn't aware of (Or anyone for that matter), was that Kryptoian females tend to be exponentially larger than the males. And more built.

(kinda like spiders.)

Since 6 foot Flash was always shorter than the 6'3 (or 6'4 if you prefer) MALE Superman, he was atleast 5 feet shorter that his bride.

Batman would never admit it, but he nearly passed out when he saw Superman walk onto the alter. And he absolutely Was.Not.Jealous. Not one bit.

Wonder Woman one the other hand was more open with her attraction, asking him why he never showed her his female form, to which Superman shrugged and replied that he never had to.

So they get married, and hug at the end instead of kiss, which Batman was quite grateful for.

(and Wonder Woman if you'd like)

After that, the gang could finally leave, biut before that, Batman made everyone swear to keep what happened under wrap.

(For security reasons he said)

So fast forward several years into the future where everyone forgot about the incident.

One day, Batman (and Wonder Woman) decide to confess his(their) love to Superman, to which Superman gives them an absolutely scandalous look.

(If just superbat, then wonder woman can just hide behind a tree or smth. For moral support)

Flash appears out of nowhere and goes on about how dare he(they) profess love to his wife. They were there at the damn wedding and were even the man of honour and best maid.

The gears slowly turn in both of their heads as they soon realised that technically, Flash and Superman never did get divorced and were therefore, still married.

Cue the batkids absolutely losing it over comms (+ some the other JL members and gotham rogues + Lois Lane).

Bonus points if Green lantern recorded the whole thing and proceeded to tease Batman about it for MONTHS.

Even more bonus points if Tim steps in and argues that TECHNICALLY Flash only married Superman's female form, and not the man himself. Which meant that Batman (and Wonder WOman) COULD infact date him without it being considered cheating.

Even MORE bonus points if Flash and Fem!Supes occasionally go out on platonic dates for no other reason other than the fact that it's hilarious.

(They do it every time Batman is annoying. Wonder Woman think's it's funny and quite fair)

Justice League Lollipop

They would all have their logos (or closest equivalent)

Wonder Woman’s is something sweet but sort of rare when it comes to lollipops. I’m thinking maybe simple honey or maybe an ice cream flavored lollipop by her request. Strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla swirl!

Superman’s is a classic flavor and I feel like his would be red of some kind. Cherry! Maybe it’s just cherry or maybe they spice it up with cola cherry. I feel like the iconic superman needs an iconic flavor. (Also I feel like cherry would just be Clark’s favorite in general)

Batman’s is a little ridiculous. I want it to be something silly, like black currant. He only agreed to this cause the others wanted to and all the proceeds were going to charities. So he chose black currant or maybe just black berry. (I wanna lean black currant and blame Alfred for it) (black currant isn’t bad, I like it, it’s just feels over the top for a lollipop)

Green Lantern won a bet with Green Arrow and got green apple for his. It fits his theming. Poor Ollie got stuck with lime. He hates lime.

Black Canary doesn’t really have a logo so hers is just a lollipop in the shape of her head. She decided to go lemon because she loves lemon flavored candy (sour heads!!!) and she’d match with Ollie. Win win scenario.

Flash had to be something super sweet. He probably had a million ideas for this so he had to settle with one… he chose strawberry lemonade with a hint of spice. Yeah this is insanity on a stick but he loves them! He has the watchtower stocked up all the time.

This is getting really long I’ll continue in another post.

Ahhh a classic

Batman hates being carried, so everyone carries him every chance they get with various results.

Superman gets away with a lot, so does Wonder Woman.

The Lanterns get various results. They either they get the normal begrudging acceptance (Jessica, John, Kyle) or the get the glare TM (Hal, Guy)

Flash doesn’t even try.

Ok here is a loose drabble thing for my DC Earth:

Earth-H-704

(This is gonna be a lot of nonsense with no cohesion, that will have to come later. Just need to get these ideas on paper.)

(Inspirations are the Justice League and Justice League Unlimited shows. Also quite a few Justice League comics)

- Clark and Bruce meet before anyone else and work together before the Justice League is formed (world’s finest)

- during this time Dick gets taken in by Bruce and Alfred and starts being Robin

-Barry and Hal meet and become friends, they also help each other out from time to time

-Diana comes to America as a diplomat but quickly establishes herself as a hero (she also meets Steve)

-J’onn J’onnz is already on Earth and is acting under his human identity as John Jones. He’s desperately trying to settle into earth and find his place here. He’s working as a detective.

- Arthur has decided enough is enough and also acts as a hero via guardian of the sea stuff.

- well to be honest everyone is establishing themselves during this time. It’s essentially the coming of the age of superheroes.

- Despite working with Superman every once in a while Batman and Robin are still technically a myth.

-So is Arthur who has only been caught on camera like 5 times.

- Diana and Clark end up working together over something in Metropolis.

- This leads to them becoming friends and working together more often.

-Clark introduces Diana to Bruce. They end up working together on a few things and settle into this dynamic. (Trinity)

- eventually a massive invasion happens that causes the main seven to group up and fight against these guys. (Super friends one could say… no it’s the Justice League!!)

- So for the most part they think it’s a one and done sort of deal but incidents keep happening that force them together. (Barry and Bruce working together on a case, Hal and Clark stopping meteors from crashing into earth, Diana and Arthur and J’onn work together to set up safety for aquatic life and talk about how the feel a bit out of place in this new world they find themselves in)

- eventually the Justice League properly forms after another invasion happens and they all work really well together.

- It’s the Trinity (founders (Clark and Diana lure Bruce in by claiming needing help) (he knows they don’t really need his help but he can’t deny them anything)) that properly set up the Justice League. Just with the seven as members for now but willing to add more.

-They all settle into this new arrangement well, and they get that Justice League building built.

- after a few attack attempts Bruce gets the Watch Tower built and then they all settle up there. (He’s attached now, he will never admit it.) (Diana and Clark know.)

- after this several other members are added (Dinah, Oliver, Zatanna, Red Tornado, Shayera, Carter…. Many more)

Basically this is it for now.

Other things that don’t really fit into the timeline yet but do happen:

- there are so many Green Lanterns. The Oa realized earth is a hotbed for universal chaos and recruited even more Green Lanterns for that section of the Universe. (Because I love John Stewart, Kyle Rayner, Jessica Cruz, just a lot of them.)

- Technically there was already an age of heroes that came and passed (Alan Scott and such) but they all either disappeared or went into hiding. (Listen I loved the image of Bruce and Tommy watching Alan fight in Batman: Hush. It felt so weirdly inspiring and I can also imagine Clark sitting down and watching The OG Flash be a superhero.) (I might change this and make these guys a separate universe but I love them so it’ll stay like this for now)

- MORE SIDEKICKS (Roy!! Wally!! Donna!!)

- Dinah and Oliver power couple!

- secret identity shenanigans

That’s all for now might add more later

Listen, I’m convinced you could put Barry’s name and a copy pasta down afterwards and it would sound like a Reverse Flash monologue. Or just any meme.

Thawne: “Barry! What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”

Barry: “…”

THE SIZE DIFFERENCE IS TAKING ME OUT

I'm so bored in class rn and I brought these two figures lmaoo

I've been on a fankid kick the past week