[Zuko’s Christmas wishlist] Omg guys I was cleaning out all my old junk and I found this. Thought I should share for anyone unfortunate enough to have not read Nick Mag in the mid 2000s.
IRIS SHIT PLEASE BABY UNDERSTAND. ALSO WHILE YOURE TOTALLY LISTENING TO ME, DUMP EDDIE ASAP BECAUSE THE SOUNDS THAT CLAW THEIR WAY FROM MY THROAT WHEN YOU AND BARRY ARE TOGETHER CANT HANDLE THE STRESS ANYMORE AND IF I RUIN MY VOCAL CORDS AND GO MUTE THATS ON YOU. and gosh this episode, am I right? This show is just getting so much better. Every episode is heart wrenching and beautiful and HOLY FUCK HE JUST SAID HES GRODD. YES. FINALLY. BRING IN THE EVIL GORILLA.
I can't stop thinking about if Simon had taken Edwin's offer
Like Charles finds Edwin in the hallway as ever but this time there's another boy there too, cowering against the wall next to him. Maybe the dollhead spider doesn't care about Simon, too busy focusing on its favorite target, so Charles is left standing in the hallway with Simon when Edwin is taken.
They get out of hell, but Edwin doesn't confess due to Simon hovering behind his elbow. He doesn't want to confess his emotions in front of his killer, who he probably hasn't even properly figured out how he's feeling towards yet.
The Night Nurse is pissed they came out with an extra soul but Niko's same loophole still applies and Simon stays.
"This is Simon," Edwin says when it's all said and done, finally introducing the boy that's been hiding behind him since the door closed. "He was a...classmate of mine."
"He saved me," Simon says, looking up at Edwin moony-eyed and Charles knows that look and something settles heavy in his stomach.
"Glad to have ya, mate," he tells him even though the words taste sour. This other boy knew Edwin when he was alive, the thought is slightly terrifying to him.
Simon settles in fine with the agency even if the agency feels a little crowded now with five people in it but he continues to moon over Edwin and Edwin just...never tells anyone how they actually knew each other. He reasons it just doesn't matter, that he can't find the right time, whatever.
Charles never really warms up to him, though he tries to hide it, but he sees the looks Simon gives Edwin, a soppy smitten look that is somehow worse than anything Monty or the Cat King ever tried with Edwin because of all of them, Simon arguably knows the most about like Edwardian courting. That, like Edwin, Simon has also survived hell. Charles hates the idea that someone could potentially understand Edwin more than he does.
He hates it so much that nothing further happens between him and Crystal because the idea of Edwin being left alone with Simon bothers him so much. He sees Simon adjusting Edwin's collar one (1) time and it makes him feel sick.
And then there's the fortune-teller.
They only go to her sometimes for cases because she never fails to freak Charles out but her prophecies tend to be accurate like 60% of the time which is pretty good for a fortune teller. She looks at the two of them at the end, because it is just the two of them for once, and then looks just at Edwin.
"How kind you are," she says, the words a compliment but the tone snide. "To house your killer. Pray tell it doesn't come back to you."
"What." Charles says. "The fuck."
Charles is furious, of course, and it takes Edwin a long time to talk him out of smashing Simon's face in with the new cricket bat.
"He's like me," he insists in that quiet but firm voice. Charles wants to scream that Simon is nothing like Edwin - that he doesn't have a fraction of Edwin's kindness or pissiness, that his blue eyes are not nearly as beautiful as Edwin's green - but before he can even open his mouth, Edwin continues. "He...He likes boys, Charles. He likes me."
Oh. Oh.
Charles stares at Edwin who is looking back at him, trying and failing to hide the fact he's terrified, and Charles doesn't give one shit that Edwin likes boys because he's his best mate forever. He's still pissed that Simon is apparently staying but he has to hug Edwin at that. "I'm still pissed you didn't tell me about him," is all he says, swallowing back the other words he wants to say.
Charles grows even more paranoid about Simon being around, who has to get used to the fact that Charles takes to swinging his cricket bat ominously every time he comes within ten feet of Edwin. He finds out that adjusting clothing was an Edwardian courting thing and wants to break something. The very idea the very person who killed his best mate is now trying to put the moves on said best mate pisses him off.
It also makes him think of numerous times Edwin had readjusted his collar or jacket in the past and it makes his non-existent stomach flip.
Eventually, Simon decides he's ready to move on to his after-life and Charles keeps his hands from fisting when he looks at Edwin with that same soppy look. He knows Edwin has forgiven Simon by now but Charles has always been better at holding a grudge and he knows what is going to come out of Simon's mouth before he even asks. He knows that if Edwin says yes, he won't stop him.
Charles also knows that if Edwin does, there is no way he is going to find any kind of his own afterlife.
"You could come with me," Simon says hopefully and the moment after is the longest in Charles' life.
"Thank you, Simon," Edwin says kindly and Charles has to keep himself from crying. "But I have no interest in going anywhere without Charles."
He steps back - away from Simon and back towards Charles. Ears suspiciously pink, Edwin links their hands and they watch as Simon follows the Night Nurse.
Kim Possible
I never forgot about writing chapter 2 of my 2-shot Will vs Nancy fic Hold My Hand regarding Mike's sacrificing tendencies.
i like crossovers but i really like the idea of dc and marvel being fictional in eachothers worlds like the teen titans are gonna go see the avengers at the movies tomorrow on their day out and then beast boys gonna do his best hulk impression all day meanwhile a universe over the young avengers are passing around the lastest batman issue and arguing about who could take batman in a fight
This is so beautiful. But imagine it? Wade has a cousin. She looked up to Kim throughout her childhood, then when she entered high school she became just like Kim while Kim was off doing super secret missions that she couldn't leave to save the rest of the world. I'd absolutely watch a reboot like this.
Kim Possible
who's gonna take one for the team and draw byler like this
I’m so busy, that I didn’t even know that you didn’t call for three days and thirteen hours.
As promised, Byers sibling action bc I am a fan of good sibling dynamics,,,and the idea of Will teaching El dnd and her getting rlly into it makes me happyyyy- I feel like she’d enjoy the aspects of being a rogue as a player or a DM. She would be an absolutely ruthless DM in my opinion.
(Fun fact, Jonathan was originally not in this but gdgdhfhffj I realized halfway through that I was accidentally drawing his room, so I added him in hdhdhddh very glad I did tho!)
Finally transitioning from a Tumblr lurker to a sparse participant 20-something. She/Her/Hers
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