Low Quality Mike Wheeler Meme For You

me before guardians of the galaxy: yeah I'm pretty excited for it it should be good

me after the guardians of the galaxy: I AM GROOT

Quill said that singing to plants made them grow better.  Rocket didn’t believe it, but that didn’t mean he was gonna take the chance that it wasn’t true.

Brie Larson pulled up to the endgame premiere with her own infinity stones

Incredible

But I don't think people understand how absolutely perfect this PowerPoint is. I saw this with my friend last Friday, and we literally could not stand because we were laughing and crying so hard. I'm telling you, there is so much more to this movie. So much. Like. Just wait until you see it. I'm going again.

i’m not here to tell you “guys this movie is so important we have to save it”

no

this movie will save itself

because it’s SO TERRIBLE

(by the way if you think this power point is incomprehensible WAIT UNTIL YOU WATCH THE DAMN FILM, ZAZAZING!)

(also if you want some trigger warnings for this dumb film just let me know)

I’m so busy, that I didn’t even know that you didn’t call for three days and thirteen hours.

submitted by: @bisexualdragon-lord

Okay so high school sports AU where Jack is a hockey player with the nickname ‘Jack Frost’ because of his talents and Merida is the star archer. They never cross paths because different seasons and stuff, but Punz drags Merida to one of her gymnastics meets and Astrid is also on the team so Hiccup brings Jack to the same meet. And of course Jack and Merida are huge on school spirit and they both start screaming and yelling for their school and soon they’re both forcibly dragged out for really graphic threats and insults to the other team. Since the meet isn’t over and they both rode there with other people they have to sit out there with each other and of course they start talking. And once they start talking they start fighting mainly about what’s better hockey or archery. Soon they’re yelling again and Hiccup, Punz, and Astrid walk out and have to physically pull them apart. When they see each other in school again they both roll their eyes and make faces at each other. But Hiccup and Astrid became friends with Punz and so now they’re all sitting at the same lunch table. They try to avoid conversation with each other but soon they can’t help but talk about their rival schools and how much they suck at whatever sport and who they think will win this sports game or that championship. And before long lunch is over and they’ve made plans to go to all these games together. And at Jack’s first hockey game of the season Merida is in the crowd with Jack’s jersey number face painted on her cheek. In the locker room the guys poke fun at him and ask if she’s his girlfriend and he’s blushing like crazy because he totally wishes she was his girlfriend. Then the team wins and she crashes him into this giant bear hug and all he can think about is how much he wants to kiss her. And of course he confides all this in Hiccup who confides it all in Astrid who talks about it with Punz since Merida’s been confiding all her feelings for Jack in her and soon the three of them are scheming how to get them together. In the end they end up switching Jack’s jersey and Merida’s sweatshirt and she doesn’t notice wearing it to school and suddenly everyone thinks they’re dating and the guy’s on Jack’s team are like ‘dude, why didn’t you tell us?’ and he’s like 'what?’ then he sees Merida still unaware she’s wearing his jersey because obviously at school she’s a total zombie. SO he walks over and makes a joke like 'so you decided to become my girlfriend and not tell me?’ and she gets so shocked and embarrassed and can’t even talk and so he points to his jersey. Then she’s looking down and getting surprised all over again and he just says 'its ok you’re cuter in it anyways’ and suddenly Merida’s not the only one blushing and of course after that they start dating.

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Loved when Edwin was like "There's nothing we can do, every time I try to run it chases and kills me again" and then Charles goes "Well yeah but now you have me and this BOMB" and promptly chucks a lit molotov at the spider demon

Dead Boy Detectives 105 | 108

✨coming this weekend✨

“He made me promise I couldn’t tell. And it’d been getting better. I thought it had, anyway.”

Announcing the daily themes for Bylerween!

Each day has three themes: one horror theme, one in-show theme, and one fluff theme. Feel free to use inspiration from just one, two, or all three themes for each day!

Day 1, October 26:

Ghosts & Hauntings

Trapped in the Upside Down

Haunted House

Day 2, October 27:

Slashers, Gore & Body Horror

Demogorgon & Flesh Monster

Halloween Party

Day 3, October 28:

Demons, Devils & Exorcisms

Will’s S2 Possession

Pumpkin Patch & Apple Orchard

Day 4, October 29:

Psychological Horror

Attacked by Vecna

Sweater Weather

Day 5, October 30:

Came Back Wrong

Flayed!Mike/Flayed!Will

Carnival Night

Day 6, October 31:

Supernatural Creatures

Trick or Treat, Freak (2x02)

Trick or Treating

Day 7, November 1:

Witches, Wizards & Necromancers

D&D

Renaissance Festival

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Rules and guidelines for posting can be found in our intro post here.

Extra prompts and ideas for these themes are under the Read More cut! Also, look below to see which themes are Double Date Night themes. For Double Date Nights themes, we encourage other ships to be featured along with Byler (but it's not required)!

amazing art by @light-lanterne!!

Here are some additional ideas that you can use as inspiration for each day's themes! You don't need to follow these prompts at all, but feel free to jump off of these ideas.

Day 1 - Ghosts & Hauntings, Trapped in the UD, Haunted House:

Ghosts & Hauntings - Mike and Will move into their first home together... but it's haunted. Ghost!Will haunts Mike, or Ghost!Mike haunts Will. Ghost movie AU. Young Mike and Will hide from a scary ghost in the closet or under the bed. A midnight stroll through a graveyard goes wrong.

Trapped in the UD - “It’s like home, but it’s so dark. It’s so dark and empty. And it’s cold!” Mike, Will, or both are trapped in the Upside Down this Halloween.

Haunted House - Creaking floors, spiderwebs, skeletons, and spiders! Mike and Will break into the scary, abandoned house down the street, only to run away when there's a creepy noise coming from the attic. Did Mike and Will get part time jobs as monster actors at the Hawkins Haunted House this October, or are they just going to the Haunted House as guests? Double Date Night: we encourage you to feature other ships with this theme!

Day 2 - Slashers, Gore & Body Horror, Demogorgon & the Flesh Monster, Halloween Party

Slashers, Gore & Body Horror - Slasher movie AU’s. Serial killer Byler, cannibalism Byler, or Frankenstein Byler.

Demogorgon & Flesh Monster - Looking back at our S1 and S3 monsters! The demogorgon or flesh monster are on the prowl and looking for victims this Halloween.

Halloween Party - What costumes are Mike and Will wearing to the party? Who has a few drinks, gets a little extra silly, and starts some drama? What feelings bubble up at the party? Loud music and dancing, spilled drinks, drunken confessions, and kissing in the dark corner of the room. Double Date Night: we encourage you to feature other ships with this theme!

Day 3 - Demons, Devils & Exorcisms, Will’s S2 Possession, Pumpkin Patch & Apple Orchard

Demons, Devils & Exorcism - Will and Mike make a deal with the devil. Demon x Exorcist enemies to lovers AU. Exorcism movie AU.

Will’s S2 Possession - Looking back the scenes of Will saying ominous things, not remembering the names of his loved ones, Mike sitting by Will’s bedside in the hospital, and the shed scene. What if Mike had been possessed instead of Will? What if Mike and Will were already dating in S2 when Will was possessed?

Pumpkin Patch & Apple Orchard - Picking out the biggest pumpkin at the pumpkin patch, carving pumpkins, baking pumpkin treats, and wearing ugly pumpkin sweaters. Getting lost in the apple orchard, climbing trees together, picking apples, drinking apple cider. Riding the hay bale and sneaking kisses.

Day 4 - Psychological Horror, Attacked by Vecna, Sweater Weather

Psychological Horror - Ramp up the horror, terror, paranoia, and fear! Psychological horror movie AU.

Attacked by Venca - Looking back at our S4 villain, and the horror filled visions he uses to attack his prey. Vecna returns on Halloween this year.

Sweater Weather - Everyone wants to cuddle up once the weather gets colder! Mike and Will start wearing their cozy sweaters and flannels. Falling leaves, hot cocoa, bonfire nights, smores, and camping.

Day 5 - Came Back Wrong, Flayed!Mike & Flayed!Will, Carnival Night

Came Back Wrong - Resurrecting your beloved childhood friend and sweetheart from death comes with a price... they're not the same now as they were before. A call back to good ol' Phineas Gage.

Flayed!Mike & Flayed!Will - Rethinking S3 if Mike or Will were flayed. Suspicions are raised and fear mounts: Mike or Will aren't quite acting like themselves and it's a fight to rescue them from their gruesome fate!

Carnival Night - Will and Mike play carnival games and go on rides. Bobbing for apples, getting lost in the corn maze, face painting, and feasting on carnival food. Double Date Night: we encourage you to feature other ships with this theme!

Day 6 - Supernatural Creatures, Trick or Treat, Freak (2x02), Trick or Treating

Supernatural Creatures - Vampires, and werewolves, and monsters, oh my! Mike and Will encounter a supernatural creature this Halloween, but is it friend or foe? Will as a werewolf, Mike as a vampire, Will as a goblin, Mike as a centaur? The options are endless! Monster x Monster Hunter AU.

Trick or Treat, Freak (2x02) - A look back on our beloved Halloween episode. Mike is complaining about Max, Will sees the Mind Flayer looming in the sky, and Mike takes Will home. Crazy together, right?

Trick or Treating - Mike and Will take Holly out trick or treating. Adult Mike and Will hand out candy. The early years of Mike and Will trick or treating with the party, TP-ing a bully’s house, and swapping candy afterward at home.

Day 7 - Witches, Wizards & Necromancy, D&D, Renaissance Festival

Witches, Wizards & Necromancy - Witch covens, a trickster wizard, or a necromancer raising zombies from the dead! A witch hunter falls in love with a witch, or Zombie Boy comes back to life.

D&D - Paladin Mike and Will the Wise celebrate the spooky season! Redecorate the Will the Wise costume with some Halloween vibes, or alter Will's S4 painting of the party to give it a spooky twist.

Renaissance Festival - Dressing up as knights, fairies, wizards, and more! The knights are jousting, everyone is eating a turkey leg, and Mike and Will are playing ax throwing games. Entertainers are juggling swords, fire eating, and putting on raunchy comedy skits. Are Mike and Will attending as guests, or working at the Renaissance Festival this fall? Double Date Night: we encourage you to feature other ships with this theme!