Want To Just Step Outside And Smash A Bottle On My Head

I think if she pulled me into a bathroom, pressed me against the wall and started kissing me it’d fix all my problems actually

ah, the loss of our boys. such a sad yearly occurrence. just wondering, i know that girls go to college to get more knowledge, but where do nb ppl go? do we go to college on jupiter? do we study jupiter in college? are we just floating in an endless void?

Destination? Jupiter. Reason for traveling? Well to get more stupider.

nooo not my rizzler!!

DO IT or ill throw a pig at you (the pig will be fine, i cant say the same for y'all)

@sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh @woollychicken @thatlesbianmallgoth @littlechaoscryptid

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

blah blah blah (intro to me)

hi. im a generic depressed trans emo teen so i figured id start by trauma dumping.

my diagnoses are OCD, generalized depressive disorder, major depressive disorder, social anxiety disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, ADHD and dermatillomania (skin picking).

ive been hospitalized twice for suicidal ideation and self harm, and i was bullied pretty bad in middle school (i mean who wasnt).

im a freshman and i usually use they/he, but today i'm feeling neopronouns so i'm gonna go ey/em/eirs.

im AFAB but dont use that against me. my deadname is actually really pretty so im gonna share it (but also dont use that against me). my deadname is Wylie (why-lee) and its cute as fuck.

i would say that i'm an artist, i paint a lot. maybe someday i'll put one of my paintings up here but for now... no. i also do a fair amount of poetry (like any good emo)

i think thats a good intro to me as a person... so bye!

dreams

had a dream i went on a date with her (at the grocery store? it was really nice tho) and i said that i hadn't ever played a specific video game and a guy walking past us went WHAT and then his dog jumped on me and was so cute and cuddly. then she went on to explain the game for 20 minutes while i was cuddling a cute fluffy golden retriever and at some point the dog switched to her and i was just stroking her hair and she was sitting in my lap and then she kissed me on the cheek.

then i woke up.

nice dream, not nice waking up

its like purely platonic tho, im def not gonna take ur hand and squeeze it in morse code that spells out your name and then ask to kiss you

Bro come look at the stars with me I am not feeling like myself

im not even kidding i researched oceanography institutes and their distance to a (fake) address in berkley just for this post. am i insane? yes. do i care? no.

god i just want to kiss her so bad

i want her to kiss me on the way out of our shared apartment in berkley before she grabs her coffee and keys and walks out the door to her job at the uc berkeley oceanography institute. then at her lunch break, she texts me a photo of the lunch i packed her and a selfie of her doing kissy lips and saying "thank you for the lunch, my love" and i'll send her a selfie back and say "of course! love you! can't wait for our date tonight, you booked the dog sitter, right?" and she'll say "oh shit i forgot" and i'll say "babe im just kidding, the downstairs neighbors said they'd watch luna, remember?" and she'd send back the sighing emoji and then say "i gotta run, see you tonight!" with a red heart emoji

set him on fire

Hey guys I have a joke for you!

I’m yearning. Someone sedate me pls