“studio Ghibli Romances Be Like “what If We Didn’t Kiss, But Instead Both Spiritually Matured

woman character: you don't get it... I am a monster.

guy character: why do you say that? what... what have you done?

me, desperately: please say you killed or tortured someone. say you did morally questionable things. say you drank all the milk but put the carton back in the fridge so your roomate would buy more. anything. just, please, don't say it's because you can't-

woman character, tearfully: I... I can't have children!

me:

"are you okay" girl i am on ao3 looking for fanfiction from my comfort ship when i was 12 what do you think

its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....

It has indeed been a long year this January y’all

January was a tough year but we made it

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

…I’m not seeing anything wrong, per se.

(source)

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

i Know antipasto means appetizer but i still like to believe that it refers to pasta’s archnemesis