I wholeheartedly believe I can pull Jason Todd…trauma issues and all 🌚.
when u like a character for their potential to be interesting and complex more than how they’re actually written
I've thought about it for a while...
this is so fuckin funny
Intimacy is not just about sex. It's having heart-to-hearts, staying up all night talking, sharing childhood memories, thoughts, fears, dreams & hopes for the future. It's uncontrollable laughter, direct eye contact and feeling each other without touching - it's exchanging energy
i have seen gay porn less homoerotically charged than whatever the fuck they were doing in that hyundai civic
KINDA(???) DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE SPOILERS‼️⚠️
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whoever oiled him up, thank you for your service.
Like to slap her bald head reblog to slap her bald head
do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely
like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day
"love is love" until it doesn't include sex
"love is love" until it lives in separate beds
"love is love" until it is queer platonic
"love is love" until it does not comply with compulsory sexuality and amatonormativity
love IS love, for aspecs, for sex repulsed folk and for platonic relationships
"love is love" apply to more than same-sex relationships in a world where romantic and sexual relationships are considered more valuable
Remember to advocate for Asexuals and Aromantics this pride. Because we are also here, and we are also queer
“I’ve been a massage therapist for many years, now. I know what people look like. People have been undressing for me for a long time. I know what you look like: a glance at you, and I can picture pretty well what you’d look like on my table. Let’s start here with what nobody looks like: nobody looks like the people in magazines or movies. Not even models. Nobody. Lean people have a kind of rawboned, unfinished look about them that is very appealing. But they don’t have plump round breasts and plump round asses. You have plump round breasts and a plump round ass, you have a plump round belly and plump round thighs as well. That’s how it works. And that’s very appealing too. Woman have cellulite. All of them. It’s dimply and cute. It’s not a defect. It’s not a health problem. It’s the natural consequence of not consisting of photoshopped pixels, and not having emerged from an airbrush. Men have silly buttocks. Well, if most of your clients are women, anyway. You come to male buttocks and you say – what, this is it? They’re kind of scrawny and the tissue is jumpy because it’s unpadded; you have to dial back the pressure, or they’ll yelp. Adults sag. It doesn’t matter how fit they are. Every decade, an adult sags a little more. All of the tissue hangs a little looser. They wrinkle, too. I don’t know who put about the rumor that just old people wrinkle. You start wrinkling when you start sagging, as soon as you’re all grown up, and the process goes its merry way as long as you live. Which is hopefully a long, long time, right? Everybody on a massage table is beautiful. There are really no exceptions to this rule. At that first long sigh, at that first thought that “I can stop hanging on now, I’m safe” – a luminosity, a glow, begins. Within a few minutes the whole body is radiant with it. It suffuses the room: it suffuses the massage therapist too. People talk about massage therapists being caretakers, and I suppose we are: we like to look after people, and we’re easily moved to tenderness. But to let you in on a secret: I’m in it for the glow. I’ll tell you what people look like, really: they look like flames. Or like the stars, on a clear night in the wilderness.”
— What People Really Look Like
Current mood
the feminine urge to slap a man's ass
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john when you get a bad ending
Sucks that “sleeping together” refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.
umm whats your fave hobby
I LIKE TO KILL! AND EAT! EAT! RUN! RUN! CHASE! the thrill of the hunt
she faithing on my trinity till i unholy
Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
I want to scour every season of DW to find all the Dalek Perspective shots, they make me go hee hoo teehee
no way tf2 finally have a film
Genuinely forever obsessed with Tendonna saying NO romantic or sexual intimacy. Instead we're gonna fuckin uhh become each other. In a bro way. Gonna carve a home in your ribcage and fundamentally entwine our beings in a homie way. Make it so separation will shatter us to the foundation of ourselves and also the universe itself in a bestie way. And they're so goddamn iconic for it
btw every time i say 'oaaough' or some variation of that i am trying to convey this emotion
I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters Headcanon A: what I think realistically Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious
52 card pick up but it's a box of small candy i spilled on the floor